Regardless of whether you are a parent or not, this story is sure to make you laugh.
Ben Patterson was driving with his toddler son when, all the sudden, the tiny tot unleashed a fury of vomit. Horrified, Ben attempted to clean up his young son while trying to maintain his own composure. Unfortunately, he failed miserably and ending up getting sick himself!
In a series of text messages to his wife Stephanie, Ben described what happened next.
So this just happened
I just pulled over and am trying not to throw up myself
I just threw up trying to clean him up
It smells SO BAD
I seriously don’t know what to do, I’m barfing every time I try to clean him up
I’m puking on some lady’s lawn in Burlingame and she comes out to ask me if I’m drunk while driving the kids
I’m trying to explain that I’m a sympathetic vomiter and can’t handle the smell
This is so bad
Aaaaand now the cops showed up
Aaaaand now a breathalyzer
YOU OWE ME SO BIG
Thankfully, Ben was able to explain his story to the cops after he passed the breathalyzer test.