Dad under suspicion of DUI after his reaction to his toddler throwing up in the car

Toddler Throws Up In Car BTN

Regardless of whether you are a parent or not, this story is sure to make you laugh.

Ben Patterson was driving with his toddler son when, all the sudden, the tiny tot unleashed a fury of vomit. Horrified, Ben attempted to clean up his young son while trying to maintain his own composure. Unfortunately, he failed miserably and ending up getting sick himself!

In a series of text messages to his wife Stephanie, Ben described what happened next.

Toddler Throws Up In Car

So this just happened

I just pulled over and am trying not to throw up myself

Call me

I just threw up trying to clean him up

It smells SO BAD

Toddler Throws Up Dad Texts

I seriously don’t know what to do, I’m barfing every time I try to clean him up

I’m puking on some lady’s lawn in Burlingame and she comes out to ask me if I’m drunk while driving the kids

I’m trying to explain that I’m a sympathetic vomiter and can’t handle the smell

This is so bad

Aaaaand now the cops showed up

Aaaaand now a breathalyzer


Thankfully, Ben was able to explain his story to the cops after he passed the breathalyzer test.

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