Curves man discusses Alessandra Ambrosio’s latest bikini pics

I’m a curves man, in the most generic sense I fall in line with Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” proclamations when it comes to the natural, real live woman body type that turns me on. Without coming off as too obnoxious, big, thick and juicy is the thing and in that light I wanted to discuss Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio’s latest candid bikini photos.

Before you bury me from the start I will admit that in her layouts and spreads while modeling Ambrosio often pops off the page and she has a natural beauty that’s hard to deny. But, the multiple write-ups about this latest Alessandra bikini-bod sighting have included words like “dazzles,” “sizzles,” “unbelievably sexy” etc. Perhaps I’m in the minority but I’m just not seeing it, I mean where are the natural curves? The top-tier model is in shape but where’s the shape?

Sometimes I think it’s a knee jerk reaction to label any Victoria’s Secret model as stunning whenever they appear in a paparazzi bikini photo album. We’ve posted up before using the same superlatives, and most deserved but for these particular candid photo pics I’m not going there. And in defense of Ambrosio, who says she has to be “incredible” when she’s relaxing with her loved ones on a vacay anyways?

I suppose it comes down to preference but I just can’t help but feel that Sir Mix-A-Lot and I aren’t alone here. I did a write up about a banned commercial featuring “plus size” model Ashley Graham because ABC had deemed it too hot. Ashley argued it was because of her figure, she even used Victoria’s Secret ads that in her opinion were much more racy content-wise as an example.

Alessandra is a beautiful woman with a birth name that seemed predestined for modeling, I guess I’m just saying she’s not my or many other men’s type. As for her daughter Anja, well she’s just an unquestioned cutie pie!

Photos: Derek Shook / Splash News