Category: Morning Starbuzz

LINKS No more Magic Jon, Beyoncé in The Lion King, The Undertaker says farewell…

DLISTED - Jon Gosselin’s Stripper Phase Is Over REALITY TEA - Kyle Richards Dishes On Her Time On Celebrity Apprentice & Why She Won’t Do Dancing With The Stars CELEBITCHY - Surprise: Gavin Rossdale, 51, made out with a 27-year-old German model JEZEBEL - Beyoncé May Play Nala In Upcoming Lion King Remake THE BLEMISH - Nicole Kidman Still Cries Listening to Keith Urban’s Music UPROXX - The Undertaker’s Pyrotechnics Set WrestleMania’s Stage On Fire

LINKS Chris Brown being Chris Brown, Batgirl the Villain Slayer, Manatees good news…

DLISTED - Chris Brown Won’t Let His Lawyers Accept Karrueche Tran’s Restraining Order REALITY TEA - The Real Housewives Of New York Taglines Are Here! CELEBITCHY - Kate Hudson’s new boyfriend is a brain surgeon! JK, he’s in a band. JEZEBEL - We're Getting a Batgirl Movie From Joss Whedon THE BLEMISH - Halle Berry Goes Topless for Snacks UPROXX - In A Rare Instance Of Good News, Manatees Are Officially No Longer Endangered

LINKS Kardashians are Instagramillionaires, autistic Muppet, RHOBH Xanax smoothies…

THE BLEMISH - Kardashians Make an Insane Amount of Money Off Instagram Ads REALITY TEA - Harry Hamlin Denies Lisa Rinna Puts Xanax In Smoothies; Defends Her Over Kim Richards Comments JEZEBEL - Sesame Street Introduces Latest Addition to Show: A Muppet With Autism CELEBITCHY - Tom Hiddleston & his stylist agree that he should never wear Capri pants DLISTED - Kendall Jenner Fired A Bodyguard After She Was Robbed UPROXX - The Latest Wonder Woman Trailer Has Some Questioning What’s Going On Under Gal Gadot’s Arms

LINKS! Thandie Newton nude, Bella Hadid mostly clothed, Scientology fully exposed…

THE BLEMISH - Thandie Newton prefers acting in the nude to wearing sexist costumes THE SUPERFICIAL - Bella Hadid looks like she wants to be Alyson Reed in A Chorus Line VOX - Donald Trump's media surrogates gave a judge more than enough ammo to shoot down Travel Ban 2.0 UPROXX - Here are a bunch of really good ideas Warner Brothers could use for the Matrix reboot (such as not just remaking it) DLISTED - Leah Remini's going to milk this anti-Scientology thing for at least another year VERY SMART BROTHAS - Duke fandom: The true March Madness JEZEBEL - Now Richard Simmons' brother wants everyone to know that Richard Simmons is indeed both fine and dandy REALITY TEA - Kenya Moore is shocked–shocked!–that one of her RHOA castmates might have an issue with her CELEBITCHY - Kylie and Tyga are determined to die together

LINKS! Emma Watson’s pubic oil, J-Lo and A-Rod’s O-Faces, Ben Carson is Yahoo Serious…

JEZEBEL - The White House is a place of perfect harmony THE BLEMISH - Emma Watson uses only the finest designer pube oils for her post-shower ablutions UPROXX - Chance the Rapper gave $1 million to Chicago Public Schools and didn't even ask for a superhero cape in return DLISTED - J-Lo and A-Rod are sharing O-Faces CELEBITCHY - The universal response to Ben Carson is pretty much "I know those words, but that sentence makes no sense" VOX - Your Samsung Smart TV is now a live microphone and / or CIA killing machine VERY SMART BROTHAS - Viola Davis' snot should also get Casey Affleck's Oscar for good measure REALITY TEA - Everything you'll want to know about the latest Survivor incarnation

LINKS! Sexy Justin Trudeau, Brie Larson’s Boobs, Moonlit Calvin Klein…

THE BLEMISH - Twitter Is Losing Its Sh!t Over These Pics Of Young Justin Trudeau THE SUPERFICIAL - Brie Larson Cleavaged Up The Skull Island Premiere Something Fierce CELEBITCHY - Mahershala Ali and Trevante Rhodes are the new faces of Calvin Klein VOX - Ryan Murphy's Clinton Impeachment American Crime Story Could Be Ready For The 2018 Midterms DLISTED - Warren Beatty Wants A Public Explanation For What Happened On Oscar Night REALITY TEA - Sheree Whitfield Embraces Her New Role As The "Bone Collector" On Real Housewives Of Atlanta JEZEBEL - Jennifer Aniston And Brad Pitt Are Texting Again But I'm Sure It's Nothing

LINKS! Danielle Staub Is Back, Senator Warren Persisted, Fat Beyonce…

REALITY TEA - Get Ready–Danielle Staub Finally Returns To Real Housewives of New Jersey! CELEBITCHY - Senator Elizabeth Warren Was Formally Rebuked By The Senate For Speaking THE BLEMISH - Beyonce Too Fat To Perform At Full Speed, Opts For Slo-Mo At The Grammys THE SUPERFICIAL - Melissa McCarthy Really Ruined Sean Spencer's Whole Life VERY SMART BROTHAS - 10 Reasons Atlanta Falcons Fans Should Rest Easy After That Horrible Collapse In The Super Bowl JEZEBEL - Would You Go To A Revamped Playboy Club? DLISTED - Captain America and Jenny Slate Have Broken Up

LINKS Gigi Hadid Squintgate, Blac Chyna cozies up to non Rob, Lena Dunham’s Trump diet…

THE BLEMISH - Gigi Hadid Squints, Asians are Not Amused DLISTED - Blac Chyna Was Seen “Cozying Up” To Someone Who Wasn’t Rob Kardashian REALITY TEA - Joe Giudice Has A New Job At The Prison Gym CELEBITCHY - Lena Dunham lost weight because she can’t eat while Trump is president JEZEBEL - Dr. Luke Claims Kesha Owes Him a Whopping $1.3M in Royalties UPROXX - The Lego-Inspired Burger Joint You’ve Always Dreamed Of Is Finally Here

LINKS Pregnant Beyoncé still doing Coachella, Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer, CBB finale recap…

DLISTED - A Pregnant Beyonce Will Still Headline Coachella (And She’s Bringing Guest Performers) REALITY TEA - Celebrity Big Brother Finale Recap! See Who Won! CELEBITCHY - NBC accused of ‘whitewashing’ for replacing Tamron Hall with Megyn Kelly JEZEBEL - Melissa McCarthy As Sean Spicer Is The Best Thing On SNL In Years THE BLEMISH - Someone Stole Tom Brady’s Game Jersey UPROXX - Roger Goodell Was Booed Mercilessly When He Handed The Patriots The Super Bowl Trophy

LINKS! Porn Star Super Bowl Bet, RIP Frederick Douglass, Puppy Bowl Spoilers…

THE BLEMISH - These Porn Stars Will Suck You Off If New England Wins The Super Bowl CELEBITCHY - Donald Trump and Sean Spicer Seem To Think That Frederick Douglass Is Still Alive JEZEBEL - We Went To The Puppy Bowl And Brought Back Pictures Of Very Good Doggies And Cats REALITY TEA - Kandi Burruss Didn't Believe That Porsha Williams' Doctor's Note Was Legitimate VERY SMART BROTHAS - I've Spent All Morning Trying To Find The Lie In LeBron's Charles Barkley Clapback THE SUPERFICIAL - Johnny Depp Pisses Away $2 Mil A Month, Says Ex-Manager DLISTED - Chris Brown Admits He's A Stalker UPROXX - These Times Demand A Diverse Pick For Doctor Who

LINKS Kandi won’t yield to Phaedra, LiLo is back on the IG, Amal baby watch…

REALITY TEA - Kandi Burruss Has No Plans To Back Down To Phaedra Parks’ Shade DLISTED - Lindsay Lohan Is Back On Instagram CELEBITCHY - Amal Clooney arrives at LAX with George & a suspiciously baggy sweater JEZEBEL - By Age Six, Girls No Longer Believe They're As Smart As Boys THE BLEMISH - Missy Elliott Drops Surprise Video in the Dead of Night! UPROXX - Watch The Stranger Things Cast Freak Out After They Upset Game of Thrones At The SAG Awards

LINKS Tom Brady’s HUGE coat, Trump Cakegate, Black-ish spin-off…

UPROXX - Tom Brady’s Hilarious Gigantic Coat Got Roasted By The Entire Internet DLISTED - Donald Trump’s Inauguration Cake Was Copied From Obama’s On Purpose REALITY TEA - Below Deck’s Ben Robinson And Emily Warburton-Adams Launch Online Cooking Show CELEBITCHY - Emperor Baby Fists’ inaugural crowd was the opposite of bigly & he’s so mad JEZEBEL - Black-Ish Might Be Doing a College Spin-Off With Yara Shahidi THE BLEMISH - Madonna Under Secret Service Investigation for Talking About "Blowing Up the White House"