JEZEBEL – The White House is a place of perfect harmony
THE BLEMISH – Emma Watson uses only the finest designer pube oils for her post-shower ablutions
UPROXX – Chance the Rapper gave $1 million to Chicago Public Schools and didn’t even ask for a superhero cape in return
DLISTED – J-Lo and A-Rod are sharing O-Faces
CELEBITCHY – The universal response to Ben Carson is pretty much “I know those words, but that sentence makes no sense”
VOX – Your Samsung Smart TV is now a live microphone and / or CIA killing machine
VERY SMART BROTHAS – Viola Davis’ snot should also get Casey Affleck’s Oscar for good measure
REALITY TEA – Everything you’ll want to know about the latest Survivor incarnation
(Photo credits: Emma Watson’s pubic oil via WENN.com)
