A petty criminal with the one of the strangest names to ever appear on a police blotter has found himself on the wrong side of the law–again.
Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop, who made headlines following arrests back in 2012 and 2013, appeared in a Thurston County, Washington courthouse on Monday to face charges of first-degree assault, third-degree assault, third-degree malicious mischief, and malicious harassment.
Via court records obtained by The Olympian, Zopittybop-bop-bop was said to have been chased by a campus officer after he was found ripping down fliers from the library at Evergreen State College. After being caught and wrestled to the ground, Zopittybop-bop-bop tried to grab the officer’s gun, successfully bit the officer’s ring finger, and attempted to stab him with an ink pen.
Beezow Doo-doo then grabbed a handcuff case and struck the officer over the head with it, causing a laceration. The officer retaliated by punching Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop in the face. Zopittybop-bop-bop seemed unfazed, so the officer tasered him…twice.
Even after that, Zopittybop-bop-bop got away on foot. A county deputy joined in and chased Zopittybop-bop-bop into a wooded area. Beezow Doo-doo was tasered again, but broke through the electrical lines and continued to run.
The same officer eventually caught up with Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop and struck him several times with a metal baton. Still undeterred, Zopittybop-bop-bop escaped yet again and managed to throw a brick at the officer while running away.
Another county deputy joined in on the pursuit and tasered Zopittybop-bop-bop. This time, Beezow Doo-doo was apprehended after being taken to the ground.