LINKS! 2019 Oscar nominees, Chris Brown rape allegations, Drake and Odell Beckham Jr. brawl…
CELEBITCHY – Here are the 2019 Oscar nominees, notable because this is the first year since the ceremony began that everyone has agreed 100% on all of the movies up for every award
LAINEY GOSSIP – Speaking of the Oscar nominations, Melissa McCarthy was nominated for Best Actress for playing a woman “who’s trying — and failing — to get acknowledgement for her work” in a movie that’s tried and unfortunately failed to build up awards season buzz over the past few months
THE BLEMISH – Chris Brown has been arrested and is being held by authorities in Paris after allegedly raping a woman in a hotel room
THE BLAST – “Drake and Odell Beckham Jr. Sued Over Alleged Nightclub Attack”
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – Asa is still working up the energy to cover one of the more complicated and over-the-top Teen Mom social media feuds of all time, so for now you can try to make sense of it here
REALITY TEA – In a “very easy, painless and awesome experience,” Vanderpump Rules star Scheana Marie had her eggs frozen to make future babies whenever she meets an improved version of departed boyfriend Rob Valletta
VOX – Because consequences are a difficult concept to grasp, apparently MAGA hats are something of a trend for teenagers,
JEZEBEL – You should not have a gender reveal party, but you damn sure should not under any circumstances cook a lasagna the color assigned to your child’s gender and then serve it at a gender reveal party
DLISTED – Anne Hathaway says she’s swearing off alcohol until her two-year-old can legally drink, which tells you how much parenting she’s doing
(Photo credit: 2019 Oscar nominees via SplashNews.com)
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