Nikocado Avocado got bit by his pet sloth

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Life has been incredibly dramatic lately for popular YouTube mukbanger Nikocado Avocado. About two months ago he and partner Orlin introduced a baby sloth from Florida into their home menagerie in Colombia. They then went on a six-week honeymoon to Thailand. After they returned home Nikocado uploaded a crying meltdown over hate comments. This breakdown was soon overshadowed by a new crisis: the next day his pet sloth Kiwi bit his finger really hard while he was feeding her a flower. The bite pierced deep into his skin and even fracturing his nail.

Here’s Nikocado’s crying video over the massive amount of hate comments he receives:

Nikocado and Kiwi in happier times:

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Nikocado’s vlog about his hurt finger (warning, this is pretty graphic)

The video opens up with Orlin filming Nikocado on the floor with bloody tissues all around him. “So Nick was feeding Kiwi some hibiscus flowers and Kiwi bit him. I think she thought his finger was a flower,” Orlin says. “There as a lot of blood, and he passed out on the floor.”

The vlog follows Nikocado during his visit to the hospital for shots, wound care, and antibiotics. He was planning to get a rabies shot, but later says that they wouldn’t give him one.

Pretty soon before the finger incident, Orlin uploaded a short video of Kiwi munching on a flower. The video seemed adorable at the time, but in hindsight it’s a bit creepy.

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  • Thoughts

    You tubers are honestly the worst……. like this guy is a complete idiot

  • Bruja

    1. Who wants to see two 20 minute videos of this guy emo’ing his ass off? Nay, not I!

    2. Sloths are not phucking pets and also, you couldn’t move in time to avoid the lightening fast reflexes of a sloth?! A sloth!?

    3. Lawls, loser.

    • Jen

      All of this esp #2! Lolz

    • Bruja

      OT: George A Romero has passed away 🙁

    • FYO


    • Cait Sith

      Where you been, stranger!?


      • Bruja

        <3 to you too!

        I've been around, though mostly at the end of my day while lying in bed. It's been so busy at my house with the arrival of the hot weather. I spend a lot of time outside with the car (you all know I'm a freak about the car being clean, lol) and gardening and keeping the kitties entertained now that we've opened up the patio for them until late autumn arrives and they're trapped back in the house till late spring. Heck, it's 2:30 am right now and I'm doing some laundry while the rest of the house is nice and quiet and catching up on Shahs of Sunset.

        How are you? How goes your summer? 🙂

        • Cait Sith

          Summer has been awful.

          I found my roommate dead just over 3 weeks ago. Now we have to scramble to find a place all the way back in Nashville and move by September

          • Bruja

            Oh my God. *hugs* Shit! How horrible! I am so sorry.
            Hell, is there anything I can do to help out, even if it’s only just an ear?

            If you use Reddit, I’m /u/That_Bitch_Bruja

            • Cait Sith

              I’ll message you on reddit

  • Charla

    1. What grown man (or woman) posts multiple videos of himself (herself) crying?? Wtf
    2. I’ve seen so many documentaries on child s ex trafficking in Thailand, that whenever a man says he vacationing their, I instantly think that’s why he’s going there.

    • Billie

      2. That’s really sad. Just because someone is a man doesn’t mean they’re doing that kind of crap. I hope you find some peace with men and being you.

      • Charla

        My opinion. I didn’t say it was the PC opinion. I hope you find comfort in ignoring comments that offend you next time. Peace.

  • kate

    Treat wild animals like pets and you deserve what you get. Maybe your sloth hates his life of sitting in a cage being pimped out for your crappy youtube videos, you idiot.

  • DanaD

    I once checked the wrong box at urgent care and indicated I was thinking of suicide. I had tonsillitis and was in an extreme amount of pain and just wanted to get treated so I could start feeling better. It was an accident! That didn’t stop the doctor from calling the police who put me in the back of their car and took me to the hospital. I was there for probably 6 hours before I was finally released (with medication for my tonsillitis). If he is saying he is thinking of suicide he needs medical help. You can’t play around with suicide! It’s serious and someone around him needs to have him committed. But I’m questioning the validity of his feelings and think this is for sympathy and views. He does the ugly cry face but it takes a lot of effort to actually get tears out.

  • Jen

    Umm maybe don’t have a sloth for a pet?

  • Aussie cathie

    Sucked in buddy!! Sloths are not domestic pets ???

  • Daire

    Sloths aren’t pets. And if you’re that concerned about what mean things people say about you online, ya probably shouldn’t be on social media then.