LINKS Kardash me ousside, Fresh Genie of Bel-Air, RIP Martin Landau…

THE BLEMISH – Gigi Hadid Squints, Asians are Not Amused DLISTED – Blac Chyna Was Seen “Cozying Up” To Someone Who Wasn’t Rob Kardashian REALITY TEA – Joe Giudice Has A New Job At The Prison Gym CELEBITCHY – Lena Dunham lost weight because she can’t eat while Trump is president JEZEBEL – Dr. Luke…

GAWKER – Your Guide to America’s Super Tuesday National Meltdown REALITY TEA – Yolanda Foster Discusses Lyme Disease On Dr. Oz: “It’s A Dark, Dark Journey” DLISTED – Katy Perry And Orlando Bloom Have Taken Their Pure Love To Hawaii CELEBITCHY – Dustin Lance Black slams Sam Smith: “It may be time to stop texting…

DLISTED – Xtina’s Duet With A Hologram Whitney Houston Isn’t Creepy At All CELEBITCHY – Emily Ratajkowski: “When a woman is naked, that’s not immediately anti-feminist” REALITY TEA – Ramona Singer Goes Nuclear On Twitter – Argues With Dorinda Medley And Luann de Lesseps JEZEBEL – Despite Allegations from Ray J, Sources Say Naomi Judd…

REALITY TEA – Real Housewives Of New York Recap: Ri-lationships DLISTED – Kevin Federline Has Made His Triumphant Return To Rap, And His Face Says Everything About That CELEBITCHY – Anthony Bourdain doesn’t “hate” Guy Fieri but “he’s just low-hanging fruit” JEZEBEL – The Last-Ever Winner of American Idol Is Once Again a ***** ****…

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – Jersey Shore Star Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Accuses Baby Mama Jen Harley Of Cheating & Says He May Not Be Ariana’s Father DLISTED – Scott Disick Is Hawking A Balm That Is Supposed To Change The Color Of Your Eyes REALITY TEA – D’Andra Simmons “Disgusted” By LeeAnne Locken Telling Her “Drown…

DLISTED – Charlie Sheen Claims He Can’t Afford His Child Support Payments To Denise Richards CELEBITCHY – Taylor Swift & Calvin Harris posted pics from their tropical vacay: cute or try-hard? REALITY TEA – Porsha Williams Faints On Flight; Lauren Says Due To Low Blood Sugar JEZEBEL – The Strange Case of 2 Wealthy People…