A grille only a stainless steel mother could love.
Rest easy, Iowans: Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller, the best- and worst-named browler this side of the mighty Mississippi, is safely behind bars.
(And rest easier, Floridians: this man is not one of your own.)
Police in Des Moines arrested the non-monacled fellow when he returned to the scene of an earlier bar fight with a hatchet.
They were first called to the scene when Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller and an unidentified man were engaged in a “verbal argument” in the parking lot of Cheap Seats Sports Bar.
The two had argued, after which Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller removed his shirt, ready and eager for anything and everything.
Some friends of Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller told the officers that they would take him (Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller) home, as he lived right behind the bar.
Just a short while later, though, the officers saw him re-enter the bar. Why? Well, it’s not clear what exactly he intended to do with the hatchet, but Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller most definitely brought a hatchet in under his (re-applied) shirt, and then ditched it in the bathroom.
He became confrontational when the officers asked him about the hatchet, though he never denied that it was his, or that he had brought it.
Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller is being held in the Polk County Jail. No bond has been set for his release.
