Another day, another Florida back alley buttocks injection scandal

MUG SHOT Calvin Edward Butler

I hail from Florida and whilst doing this here line of work I often find myself asking, “What the hell is wrong with you Sunshine State!?!” I guess the legendary tail and tale of fake Dr. Oneal Morris wasn’t enough as we now have another back alley buttocks injection scandal in our midst. I guess you could say Morris is a “tailblazer” in the field. <- See what I did there?

The cray-cray, Krazy-Glue and silicone using not real doctor this time around is 44-year-old Calvin Edward Butler. Calvin, known to his friends as Tamieka Butler, was renting a room at the El Patio Motel in West Palm Beach, where he is believed to have injected at least two people with silicone.

Via a police report, two unidentified patients-victims-what were you freakin’ thinking peoples, a male and female, were taken to area hospitals and treated for oozing wounds, severe infection, bleeding, pain, and disfigurement. That straight up sounds awful. Butler got himself arrested and was charged with two counts of practicing medicine without a license.

Tailblazer Oneal Morris:

Dr. Oneal Morris arrested

The unidentified female explained what she allowed Butler to do to her derriere. She told police that Dr. Tamieka marked the area for injection on each cheek with a felt tip pen. He then poured out clear liquid from a bottle into a plastic cup… Is it just me or would you be doing the discount-double-check, double thinking the idea of letting Calvin do his thing at this juncture? Anywho… He filled a syringe with said liquid from the cup and injected it into the demarcated badonkadonk areas. Upon completion, he sealed those bad rascals up with Krazy Glue.

Police believe there maybe other victims. This is my home state, so I’m pretty sure there are (sigh).

Mug Shot: PBSO Sherriff/Splash News

  • Charla

    You can’t fix stupid. These stories have been in the news a lot and if idiots continue to get injections in dirty motels by people who obviously aren’t doctors then they get what they deserve. Darwinism at its best.

  • Cheermom

    Umm, a quick observation. I sure as heck wouldn’t let the “Dr” do butt injections on me if said Dr looks like a Weeble Wobble. Good Grief people- use the sense The Lord above gave you.