I realize “Gangnam Style” parody videos are soooooo 2012, but this Watch What Happens Live mashup clip put together by sisters Tamara Turkisher and Jodi Taranto is so great I just had to share it!
That was just plain damned amazing y’all! I can’t believe there may be a better WWHL theme song that the masterpiece written and rapped by Jenni Pulos, but now I just don’ know…
UPDATE – We contacted Jodi and she was kind enough to provide the complete “Watch What Happens Style” lyrics! Sooooooo… here ya go!
Watch What Happens Style
What Happens Style
It’s 11pm and it’s time to turn to Bravo
Jeff is mad at Jenni cuz she mooched a trip to Cabo
Teresa’s flippin’ tables, hittin’ Andy at Reunion
No sex before monogamy when Patti makes a union
Drinking game alert
Slade calls Vicki Miss Pig-gy
She gets her feelings hurt
Aviva’s Dad asks girls if they can have org@sm squ!rt
Showing Andy her new boobs, Tamra pulls down her shirt
And Sonja’s such a flirt
The Fallon Shotski
Bedazzled tzachskis
In the clubhouse (Yeah)
They’re gettin’ soused (yeah)
Let’s plead the Fifth now
Open the vault, now
Alexis prays
And Andy’s gay
And he’s shoutin’ out his Mazel of the Day, Day, Day, Day, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
Watch what happens style
What happens style
Watch Watch Watch Watch
Watch what happens style
Watch what happens style
What happens style
Watch Watch Watch Watch
Watch what happens style
Hey sexy NeNe
Watch watch watch watch watch
Prostitution wh0re
Hey Fabalini
Watch watch watch watch
Gee to the EE EE Ya
Kenya ripped off Donkey Booty
Reza’s loving Persian Barbie
Patti’s got a 2 drink max
Brandi fights at all the parties
Money cannot buy you class
And Andy’s rootin’ for the Cardinals
Which game will you be playin’
When you wear Ramona Goggles?
Giggy’s stylish clothes
Accusations of Kim D’s putting white stuff up her nose
Hottest Husband on the housewives is Mauricio
And Ramona loves to drink her Pinot Gri-gio
Oh Tom Co-lee-chio
Bethenny and Jason
Adrienne and Paul
Their marriage fail (yeah)
Is Joe in jail???? (yeah)
They’re gettin’ Botox
Countess cheats on Jacque
She By Sheree
And Jeff’s toupee
And Melissa Gorga’s really on display, splay, splay, splay, splay, ay, ay, ay
Watch what happens style
What happens style
Watch watch watch watch watch
Watch what happens style
What happens style
Watch watch watch watch watch
Hey Lisa Vanderpump
Watch watch watch watch watch
What happens style
Hey and Camille got dumped
Watch, watch watch watch watch
Watch what happens style
Lea Black
She’s into talkin’ smack
Joanna’s drinking, Adrianna better watch her back
And now the Manzo clan
Lauren got the lap band
And Caroline is only one sixteenth Ita-Lian
Watch what happens style
Hey GG’s crazy
Watch, watch watch watch watch
Watch what happens style
Hey Kim had a baby
Watch watch watch watch watch
Watch what happens style
WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE!!!!
Tamara posted the clip on Facebook and wrote:
My sister and I wrote a hilarious Bravo Parody to Gangnam Style. Just recorded the vocals, and its amazing. If any of you have any connections at Bravo pls let me know. We have to get it on Watch What Happens Live!
That was followed by:
Here it is!!! My sister and I wrote, recorded, and produced a HILAR Bravo Parody to Gangham Style. Please listen and share, like… whatever.
We are trying to get it on Watch What Happens Live! (can you say, Guest Bartenders…?)
Jodi also did her part promoting the clip, posting it on her Facebook wall as well, along with:
OK so some of you already know this, some of you don’t (……some of you were even there with us over Christmas, while this was in the making!)
My sister and I wrote, recorded, and produced this AMAZING Bravo Parody to Gangnam Style.
Its BEYOND hilar!!!
We will be sharing it on YouTube, Facebook and Twitter.
Please share this around….. we are trying to get this to Andy Cohen so we can get on Watch What Happens Live.
(its really THAT good!)
Check out the YouTube link below.
Enjoy!!
Let’s see if we can’t help Tamara and Jodi out by tweeting the clip at Andy! (@BravoAndy)
And just in case you missed it, here’s Andy Cohen doing perhaps the worst horsedance ever during a rehearsal of Watch What Happens Live back in November:
That was waaaay more Elaine Benes than Psy, but Andy more than makes up for his lack of horsedancing prowess with sheer enthusiasm! Now that’s Watch What Happens Style! Heeeeeeeeeey, sexy Andy!
* I’ve reached out to Jodi and Tamara in hopes of getting the full “Watch What Happens Style” lyrics, but so far I haven’t heard back. If any of you have a few minutes to kill and are pretty proficient at transcription, then have at it and post in the comments section below! See update above 🙂
