VIDEO PHOTOS Kelly Brook selling Camel Shows for Funny Or Die

English actress and all-around uber-hottie Kelly Brook encourages women to embrace their beaver cleavage with a new line of panty stuffers called Camel Shows!

In the spoof commercial for Funny Or Die, Kelly proclaims, “They say showing your toes isn’t ladylike. But if you don’t show your toes, how are they going to know you’re a lady?” Here’s the ad complete with a lot of camel toe – not for the weak of heart!

Here is a photographic encyclopedia of all the varieties of enhanced camel toes offered by Camel Shows. (The “Puffy Taco” is included, although for some reason it just featured a picture of Kelly’s face. That would make sense for Angelina Jolie or Lisa Rinna, but not Kelly Brook!) The “Lobster Claw” is the most amazing because it looks just like a lobster claw! The most disturbing is Kelly herself who gives us the horizontal “Puppet Mouth!” (You can click on “Puppet Mouth” to zoom in on Kelly’s Kermit!)