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VIDEO – Kristen Wiig does tanorexic mom Patricia Krentcil on SNL

ByStarcasm Staff

44-year-old New Jersey mom Patricia Krentcil is facing child endangerment charges for allegedly letting her fair-skinned five-year-old daughter go to the tanning bed.

Krentcil denies those charges, saying the sunburn her daughter got was a result of playing outside. Whether or not these allegations are true, it’s no doubt that Patricia herself has spent a little time under the fluorescent glow of tanning bed lamps. She’s now non-stop media circus, talking to reporters out of her window, and telling TMZ that “fat ugly” people have been jealous of her all her life.

When tan-loving fellow Jersey native Snooki called Patricia crazy, Patricia snapped back that “Snoopy” was fake, fat, and disgusting.

Here’s Kristin Wiig impersonating Krentcil last night on SNL (video below.) Our favorite line:

“Though I can’t blame them for jealous. I am alluring in a way they’ll never be. Trust me, there are plenty of men in New Jersey that would love to snap into this Slim Jim.”

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VIDEO Adam Levine’s SNL Catfish skit as Nev Schulman

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Lindsay Lohan to host SNL December 4

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Sources for Radar Online are saying Lindsay Lohan has been confirmed as host for Saturday Night Live‘s December 4th broadcast!

I’m not a huge fan of the the writing on SNL, but even they should be able to come up with a number of hilarious skits for this one given Lindsay’s track record of drug abuse, reckless driving, courtroom drama, love for alcohol, lesbian heartbreak, and car jacking! I’ve offered up a few of my own suggestions just in case.

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PHOTO Jon Hamm lauds Kristen Wiig as GQ’s sexy Bro of the Year

ByDarren O

I usually roll with my natural instincts and the inner me thought Bridesmaids star Kristen Wiig was one sexy mofo. Following her recent nod as GQ’s “Bro of the Year” my feelings have been verified by none other than John Hamm. You can’t do better than Don Draper confirming ones thoughts about the sexiness of a lady. See the sweat inducing lingerie pic of Wiig, read a snippet of Hamm’s write-up and see the hilarious “Lady Business” clip from from SNL featuring Kristen.