VIDEO Jersey Shore reclaims America with season 5 ‘Official Trailer’
There’s been something missing in this great country of ours and after catching the whirlwind Official Trailer for season 5 of Jersey Shore I was reminded what that was…
Complete and total guido / guidette GTL, fightin’ drinkin’ wrestlin’ partying Seaside Heights glory from our peeps from Jersey!
On January 5th, 2011 Pauly D, JWoww, Snooki, The Situation and the rest will return to prime time cable TV and once again reclaim America as their own. Freakin’ go big screen with this and turn it up as we get a full dose of JS:
That’s the kind of action I’m talkin’ about over here. Let’s break down some of my favorite quotes from this trailer:
Pauly D: Basically, what it all comes down to. I love Seaside Heights, New Jersey this time of year!
Snooki: Honestly, this is the best time of my life.
Snooki: (While urinating outside) This izzzz zoney bathroom is taken.
The Situation: This is Hurricane Situation and it’s headed straight for Snooki Island.
Snooki: I look like a Jersey skank. I love it.
You got The Sitch being given crabs in a whole new way. You got Snooki urinating outside drunk off her short caboose. You got Ronnie jacked up talking about a fight. You got stumbles, a bloody Sitch face, large breasted women busting out of cakes, lots of drank and a sad Vinny deciding to part ways. And if that wasn’t enough you can always check out Pauly D burning his face off by puttin’ too much T in the GTL from out earlier post.
Soon enough Thursday will once again be Jersday.
