VIDEO Danielle Staub in ‘Don’t Staub Believin” from The Dish
It was announced last week that The Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s in-house prostitution wh0re Danielle Staub would not be returning for Season 3 of the hit Bravo series and it left many wondering what Danielle would do instead. Vegas odds had “celebrity stripper” as the 6:1 favorite followed by getting her own reality show, musician, supermodel mom, and prostitute.
As it turns out the good bet was “getting her own reality show” because The Dish just released this preview trailer for Don’t Staub Believin’ which promises to give the world its first glimpse of the former Real Housewife as an actual real housewife!
I always said Danielle belongs in a trailer, but this isn’t what I meant! It appears Danielle and the Style Network will try to revamp her image and cast her in the role of a traditional ’50s mom who possesses the beauty and natural charm of a Disney princess!
This is the second video to surface of Danielle rubbing her pussy and the first to feature a squirrel. (Before this video Danielle always played the part of the mammal who loves nuts.) In addition to Staub, the show will also co-star John Stamos with guest appearances from none other than Danielle’s RHONJ nemesis Teresa Giudice herself!
Before you start trying to set your DVRs to the Style Network, I should point out the obvious fact that this is a spoof from the funny folks at MyStyle.com and The Dish. Though Danielle is rumored to be lining up a spinoff reality series, it most definitely won’t be Don’t Staub Believin‘. Some other suggestions in the same vein:
Staub In The Name Of Love
The Jersey Devil
Danielle Getting Married?
The Prostitution Whorebillies
Sex For $1
Here are some more stills from the video:
