VIDEO Dancing dude meets ice cream truck

ByAsa Hawks

Guy dances out into the street and gets hit by an ice cream truck

Don’t let the title of this post deceive you – on rare occasions the combination of dancing and ice cream trucks can be quite unpleasant!

It’s Frogger meets Twisted Metal in this real life video game FAIL!

Relax – the guy is apparently still alive and doing fine. The YouTube uploader states: “dude is still alive, he just injured himself badly.”

This is why you Häagen-don’t dance out into a busy street!

My guess is that his eyes saw the ice cream truck but his ears didn’t hear the ice cream truck and his brain sided with with his ears. His brain isn’t really at fault though because it obviously had nothing to do with this guy dancing out into traffic in the first place.

Let’s all sing together, “I scream you scream, we all scream when an ice cream truck creams a guy!”

UPDATE – It just occurred to me that this might be a new viral ad campaign for Old Spice featuring the man your man could die like.

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