6. Mary Jane Poppins

A group of unruly boys are tamed by a mysterious unkempt nanny (Kirsten Dunst) with a huge bag of “magic grass.”

5.

Skrull Kill Krewie Louie and Dewey

Family bonds are broken as Huey is revealed to be a skrull. After feeding their sibling imposter poison-laced bread crumbs, brothers Louie and Dewey realize they have an unquenchable lust for vengeance and join up with the deadliest skrull assassins on the planet. (SPOILER ALERT – All the quacking of skulls takes a tragic turn when the boys and the Krew decide Goofy can’t be trusted. After it’s too late they realize Goofy could have been trusted, he was just annoying.)

4. Kingpinocchio

Italian mob boss Geppetto Rigoletto uncovers an ancient Hebrew tomb that enables him to build an over-sized golem out of mud and sticks. The golem is Geppetto’s bodyguard and number one hitman, and with it no one can harm him. That is, until the golem begins to acquire a taste for blood and power. He kills Geppetto and takes over the New York underworld as Kingpinocchio.

3.

101 Abominations

Greenpeace volunteers storm an animal research facility in Philadelphia and rescue two adorable little polka dotted animals of unknown species. As they’re sneaking back over the gate a mysterious elderly Chinese man greets them and gives them these three warnings: “You must not ret the creature near bright right, especiary sunright, which can kir the creature. You must not arow water to touch the creature. And, most importantry, you must never, ever feed it after midnight.”

2. Stan Leelo and Stitch

Dr. Jumba Comic Bookiba is a genetic engineer put on trial for his illegal actions, including the creation of Experiment 626, the greatest comic book writer of all time. The creature (Stan Leelo) escapes capture and winds up marrying an unpleasant seamstress in Boston who insists he get a “real job.” Stan spends the rest of his days as an account executive at a regional bank, fighting with his wife and watching sports on weeknights, staying out late at bars drinking on the weekends. Eventually Agent Pleakley, working discreetly for the authorities, finds Stan, but not until after his best years are gone.

The Number One crossover is on PAGE THREE (Plus honorable mentions)