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Tiger Woods’ porn star mistress Joslyn James to release sexting messages via sextingjoslynjames dot com

ByStarcasm Staff

Joslyn James, one of Tiger’s mistresses who’s still out for blood, will be posting text messages from Tiger and other items that will “tell the truth about Tiger at 11:00 A.M. today, according to TMZ, on her website sextingjoslynjames.com.

In early February, James and lawyer Gloria Allred went after a company selling Tail of the Tiger novelty golf balls featuring hand-painted faces of all known mistresses. Their crime? Allred and James claimed the balls promoted violence against women because you clock the women in the head each time you strike a ball.

The former pron star has also come out saying she was pregnant with Tiger’s children twice, one time ending in miscarriage, and the other in abortion.James isn’t the only mistress looking to tell more about Loredana Ferrilo Jolie, a mistress rumored to be a call-girl, is working on a tell-all book about Tiger’s sexual proclivities and promises to answer “all the rumors surrounding Tiger Woods’ sexuality.”

Not sure what Joslyn James can reveal that would shock the public now. We’re all convinced that Tiger has an insatiable sexual appetite and lies to women to get what his wants, but her “sext” reveal could make for entertaining reading nonetheless.

Joslyn used to look like this:

but she’s going more for a “fragile librarian” look these days:

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