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PHOTO: Kim Zolciak denies smoking while aware of pregnancy

ByDarren O

Kim Zolciak may find it more difficult to arrive to her parties on time now that she has the full force of the pregnancy police on her fabulous ATL backside. The fine folks at TMZ claim to have a photo that shows Kim puffing away while preggers. Not only is Kim sharing a cig with her baby-to-be but the timeline would indicate that it was after she KNEW about her “delicate condition.”

See the full photo and the timeline of events that would indicate Kim’s poor puff decision and read her denial via Twitter all right here.

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AUDIO Listen to Kim Zolciak’s latest song “Google Me”

ByDarren O

Singing sensation Kim Zolciak is at it again! Take a listen to her brand new single titled “Google Me” due to be released October 5, 2010! If you’ll remember, Zolciak warned us all not to be “Tardy for the Party” with her last single and now we know what to do once we arrive on time. Kim Z wants us to hop on our laptops, connect to some wifi and Google search “Kim Zolciak!”

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Kim Zolciak bikini photos!

ByAsa Hawks

I must have been a good blogger this year because Bikini Claus left me (and the world!) a fantastic present today! Check out these Kimtrulescent photos of The Real Mistress of Atlanta Kim Zolciak showing off Big Papa’s Big Tatas while relaxing in a tiny blue bikini with her daughter, Brielle, in Miami yesterday!

She’s got the wig and she’s got the booze, but keep reading to find out which Kimmy-Z accessory is missing!

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VIDEO The Real Housewives of Atlanta on The Jay Leno Show

ByStarcasm Staff

Three of the wonderful ladies from The Real Housewives of Atlanta made an appearance tonight on Battle of the Celebrity All Stars. Lisa Wu Hartwell, Kandi Burruss and the always lovely Kim Zolciak made Atlanta proud embarrassed beyond belief. In Kandi’s defense, I think she should have gotten credit for her first incorrect answer. Jay…

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PHOTOS Who’s Who of Who’s Not – 2009 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards

ByAsa Hawks

How do I even begin to describe the retina-burning fashion and style atrocities that walked down the red carpet at the 2009 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards? At first I was excited to have a fantastically awkward photo of Paris Hilton looking like an advertisement for some sort of new ultra-thin number-two-absorbing adult diaper, but…

Is Kim Zolciak engaged? Did Big Poppa really propose?
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Is Kim Zolciak engaged? Did Big Poppa really propose?

ByStarcasm Staff

UPDATE: Kim has moved on from Big Poppa and is now reportedly engaged to Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann, her future baby daddy! CLICK HERE for all the deets, including a possible spin-off reality series?!?. Last night on Real Housewives of Atlanta “Better Tardy Than Never,” Kim showed up to her birthday party with…

Watch and Listen: Don’t Be Tardy For The Party’ music video by Kim Zolciak and Kandi Burruss
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Watch and Listen: Don’t Be Tardy For The Party’ music video by Kim Zolciak and Kandi Burruss

ByAsa Hawks

Here’s the final version of the infamous Real Housewives of Atlanta masterpiece “Don’t Be Tardy For The Party” featuring the massively electronically altered vocals of Kim Zolciak set to a melody by Kandi Burruss and featuring a montage of Bravo reality TV clips. Here’s an earlier version which was apparently taken from Ryan Seacrest’s radio…

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VIDEO Speaking of alter egos: Kim Zolciak dances with drag queen look-a-like Detox to “Tardy for the Party”

Bycarrieglass

Find out why Kim started wearing wigs. When I woke up this morning and saw this, I thought I had accidentally wound up in one of Kim Zolciak’s wet dreams. In Kim’s world everyone aspires to look like her and they spend all their time dancing to her hit single “Tardy for the Party.” Also,…

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Real Catfights of Atlanta: Kim accuses NeNe of cheating on Gregg with Charles Grant

ByStarcasm Staff

Thursday night NeNe and Kim had it out after Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen. Andy read a passage from NeNe’s book stating that “Every dollar that chick has is somebody else’s husband’s money.” Kim retorted that she had a “high” income, though she didn’t mention from where. Then it turned into world war…

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Real Housewives of Atlanta Season Two, Episode Two Recap: “Kimtervention” Bonus Clips

ByAsa Hawks

Find out why Kim started wearing wigs. Whew! This show is FUN with a capital F, U and NeNe! By far the most joyful Housewife show to watch! In case you missed this week’s episode, thanks to the fine folks at Bravo you can watch it in its entirety here. This week’s episode started off…