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SNL VIDEO Watch Snookie on Saturday Night Live Weekend Update

ByAsa Hawks

Snooki on Saturday Night Live

Overnight Jersey Shore sensation Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is taking over television! She’s like an accomplishmentless Sarah Palin who doesn’t dodge questions! And just like Sarah Palin, there is way more demand for Snooki than there is supply so shows are having to clone the hot commodity. (Perhaps that should be her new nickname! the show already has “The Situation” so Snooki could become “The Commodity!” It could somehow turn into the popular guido phrase “Commodaboutit!”)

Tina Fey was Sarah Palin’s doppelganger and now Bobby Moynihan is confusing folks with his spot-on impersonation of Snooki. Here’s the hilarious video from last night’s episode of Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update with Seth Meyers:

I love The Situation’s back abs! It takes a lot of reverse crunches to get rear guns like that! (And in case you were wondering, it does appear as though he was born with them. Don’t believe it? Check out these myspace and high school annual photos of Mike Sorrentino!

The Jersey Shore's Snooki admires The Situation's back abs on Saturday Night Live

CLICK HERE to check out the notorious Snooki punch video MTV decided not to show featuring “The Commodity” getting punched in the face by Dan Ferro.

One more parting shot:

The Jersey Shore's Snooki played by Bobby Moynihan on Saturday Night Live

Photos: NBC
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