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Preview The Situation’s rap rave

ByDarren O

O.K. here’s The Situation, Mike Sorrentino has been on a Jersey Shore vacation.  So what does fab-abs do in his spare time other than throw fists and what not?  You guessed it, The Situation finds himself a studio and throws down with a little rap game club mix.  You know you want it, or maybe you don’t but you’re gonna listen anyway.  That’s the Jersey Shore juice kid:

That’s a hit making mix and here are the ingredients.  One part whoop-whoop, one part autotune, one part shout-out background guy, one part infectious club beat, one part bleeped out adult language, oh yeah and one part The Situation!  I don’t even know what this is called but according to dlisted it’s set to be released on iTunes next week.

Song title suggestions as always:

Club Upside Your Head
Fist-a-Clubs
Ab It Like You Want It
The Situ-Nation
Blood on the Dance Shore

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