PHOTOS So this is what Courtney Stodden looks like now

Courtney Stodden took the internet by storm a couple years ago by marrying 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison when she was only 16. I think perhaps just as amazing as the couple’s age difference was the fact that Courtney looked more like she was 28 than 16, so I suppose it makes sense that she now looks about 49. At this rate, she should look the same age as her husband by the end of next month!

The photo above was taken at Club Bar Sinister in Hollywood where Courtney’s new BFF Plastic Martyr was celebrating his/her 24th birthday party. Courtney was sporting a fishnet minidress with black bikini bottom underwear and Lady Gaga inspired black pasties covering the nipples of her recently enlarged breasteses.

Also in attendance (as always), and making it an official “Dourtney” affair, was Courtney’s husband Doug, who looked as though he got into Courtney’s mascara:

* You can check out the uncensored Courtney Stodden fishnet dress photos over at The Daily Mail, or check out a video from the event on Youtube.

And just in case all the Gothiness of Dourtney is a bit much and leaving you craving color, how about this photo of a very patriotic Courtney wearing a very small American flag bikini in honor of the 4th of July?

And the internet’s red glare, her boobs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag should not be there.

I think I know what Courtney’s inevitable future holds. All I can say is that we can all look forward to the video “Courtney Superstar: Backdoor Teen Bride.” You heard it here first! (Actually, there already is a Courtney Stodden sex tape, so you probably heard it somewhere else first, just without the catchy Farrah Abraham inspired title!)