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PHOTOS Sex and the City 2 1980s glam flashback!

ByAsa Hawks
Madonna, Mallory Keaton and...Dolly Bundy?
Madonna, Mallory Keaton and...Dolly Bundy?

The ladies of Sex and the City 2 remind all of us that the 1980s were a really bad time for fashion.

PSYCH! I am totally “Desperately Seeking Sarah Jessica Parker!” And Kristin Davis looks 20 years younger! Like, totally tubular!

Kim Cattrall on the other hand… “Gag me with a spoon” comes to mind. I think she actually looks older than usual. She reminds me of the alcoholic mother of a high school friend of mine that always wanted to come along whenever we did anything. Or Peg Bundy’s sister.
 
 
’80s Sex and the City Report Card:

Carrie Bradshaw: A
Charlotte York: B+
Samantha Jones: FAIL
Miranda Hobbes: FAIL (For skipping school completely)

UPDATE – We have Miranda photos! CLICK HERE to see the result of Cynthia Nixon’s character being tossed into the wayback machine!

Click to zoom in:
(Three more “super-sized” photos on PAGE TWO)

Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie Bradshaw and Kristin Davis as Charlotte York in a Sex and the City 2 1980s flashbackSarah Jessica Parker as Carrie Bradshaw and Kristin Davis as Charlotte York in a Sex and the City 2 1980s flashback

Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie Bradshaw as Madonna in a Sex and the City 2 80s flashbackSarah Jessica Parker as Carrie Bradshaw as Madonna in a Sex and the City 2 80s flashback

Kim Cattrall as Samantha Jones as blonde Peg Bundy in a Sex and the City 2 80s flashbackKim Cattrall as Samantha Jones as blonde Peg Bundy in a Sex and the City 2 80s flashback
Photos: AAR / Fame Pictures

(Three more “super-sized” photos on PAGE TWO)

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