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PHOTOS Crazy Britney is BACK!

ByAsa Hawks

Crazy Britney Spears

Britney Spears has gone through a number of various incarnations over the years, but none are as memorable as “Crazy Britney” circa 2007. Who doesn’t fondly recall Brit-Brit’s golden locks being shaved off and her assault with a deadly umbrella? Ahhhhh… Those were the days.

For the first time since her father’s conservatorship began, we’re beginning to see hints that Hissy Fitney Spears may be back! Check out these photos of Britney making a Starbucks run in Los Angeles on July 1. Apparently her bodyguards led her the wrong way past her car and Britney snapped!

I didn’t think I would ever prefer Crazy Britney with hair, but I may just have to yield in light of that ferocious mane!

Here are a few more shots zoomed in and out for your schadenfreudian pleasure:

Crazy facial expression weren’t the only indicator that Britney’s tenuous grasp on sanity may be slipping. She also chose a pair of yellow and pink panties a bit too much on the granny side to be worn under a very short pair of Daisy Duke pajama bottoms! Keep scrolling down, you’ll see what I mean eventually…

Britney Spears lets her panties hang out and still looks sexy

I think the magic of Britney is that she can look terrible and yet somehow still look sexy. Crazy be lookin’ good y’all!

That being said, those of you living in California need lock up your umbrellas and hide those cameras cuz sexy crazy Brit-Brit is about to go all Cloverfield on the Golden State! You heard it here first!

Photos: Fame Pictures

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