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PHOTO Natalie Portman as The Swan Queen Amidala or “The Black Swanidala”

ByAsa Hawks

Natalie Portman mashup of Queen Amidala and The Swan Queen from The Black Swan

A long time ago, in a dance studio far far away…

No story here just the silly product of a boring Saturday, the internet and Photoshop. (I wouldn’t have been so bored if Black Swan were just playing in my town! Grrrrrr!!!)

So you think making fun of a serious movie is funny? Then be sure to check out the Black Swan/Showgirls movie trailer mash up! It’s surprisingly not such a stretch!

Want to see more of Nat? I mean a WHOLE lot more? Be sure to check out our Natalie Portman thong post with some rather cheeky images from the Your Highness red band trailer! V Is For Vendetta Voluptuous!

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Woman wears cheeseburger as sandal after Waffle House parking lot sex

ByDarren O

The only thing this southern boy loves more than a late-night run to Waffle House is a story about seriously drunk southern people doing hilarious things at Waffle House. And thus I bring to you the story of a cheeseburger in paradise by the dashboard light!

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Funny Or Die: “Black Friday” Rebecca Black overdoses on Werther’s Originals with Sammy Hagar

ByChris Gaines

It wouldn’t be Friday without a post about Rebecca Black. Nor would it be April 1st without a hilarious video from the guys at Funny or Die. But I’m sorry, there’s nothing funny about Rebecca Black overdosing on candy. And Sammy Hagar is right when he says “Friday” is the greatest song ever written. What’s the joke here?