See if you can solve this little riddle: What comes between an angry tiger and a boy knight guarding a castle? The answer is… Justin Bieber’s mom’s eye! Or at least that’s the answer when talking about the realm of Bieber tattooage. The 19-year-old pop star returned to Bang Bang tattoo studios in New York City this week and got the ocular ode emblazoned on his right arm midway down. (Photo above)
Justin shared the photo on instagram Wednesday with the caption, “@bangbangnyc did this art ., Moms always watching 😉 ” (Perhaps he was hoping that if he thought his mom was watching he wouldn’t do stuff like urinate in restaurant kitchen mop buckets? I have to confess it sort of makes sense lol)
Bang Bang also shared a photo of the new Justin Bieber tattoo on instagram along with: “‘Eye’ got that @justinbieber please believe ya!”
OK, well let’s just see how good a job they did! Here is an animated gif of Justin Bieber’s mom Pattie Mallette with both her real eye and the tattoo!
Hmmmm… I dunno.
(Yet another innovative entry on my Pulitzer Prize resume!)
I don’t usually like to mix up Tom Waits with Justin Bieber, but in my brain this is The Bieb’s new theme song:
(Theme song: “Eyeball Kid” by Tom Waits)