LINKS New Real Housewives city, PumpRules Season 8, Cringeworthy Prince Andrew…
DLISTED – BravoCon was this weekend, and Andy Cohen used the venue to announce the launch of a new Real Housewives city. If you had your money on Mormon-infused, alcohol-free ski-scapades, you’re in luck, because coming soon is The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
REALITY TEA – Also at BravoCon: The reveal of the Vanderpump Rules Season 8 supertease. According to early reports, the new episodes are “definitely going to make up for the lackluster Season 7”
CELEBITCHY – Prince Andrew gave an interview about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein to the BBC and it is an an unqualified disaster. Andrew made at least a half-dozen bonkers claims (He used to never ever sweat? He stayed with Epstein three days just to break up with him?) and would have been less embarrassing if he had just cried like a newborn for an hour. Every up-and-coming celebrity should have to watch this to learn how not to deal with uncomfortable topics
JEZEBEL – She makes a couple of OK points, but Celine Dion’s argument for why Rose didn’t make room for Jack on the door in Titanic is ultimately that gif of Jennifer Lawrence giving a thumbs-up
THE BLEMISH – Headline of the day, probably: “Watch Paige Ginn, Youtuber and Future Mother, Fart Out Her Gender Reveal”
THE BLAST – “RHOA Star Nene Leakes Shades Costars Ahead Of Her Epic Return To Show”
VOX – Not a surprise, but disappointing nonetheless
LAINEY GOSSIP – “It turns out, for all the hype about The Mandalorian, Forky Asks a Question is Disney+’s best new series.”
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – “Jon Gosselin Says He Nearly Went Bankrupt Fighting TLC & Ex Kate Gosselin in Their Divorce; Kate Calls His Claims “Delusional Ramblings”
GO FUG YOURSELF – Prince William wore a green velvet jacket for a good cause
(Photo credit: New Real Housewives city via Edward Opi / SplashNews.com)
John Sharp is Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. Tips: E-mail john@starcasm.net or Twitter @john_starcasm.
