LINKS Murdered Instagram influencer, new RHOD cast member, ScarJo plays victim…
THE BLEMISH – Murdered Instagram influencer Bianca Devins (@escty), seventeen years old, had her “partially severed head” posted on the social media platform by Brandan Andrew Clark, her murderer and a friend of Devins’ family. Instagram has since taken the post down and deleted Brandan’s account, but screengrabs of his final post continue to circulate on the site and elsewhere
REALITY TEA – It looks like every current cast member of The Real Housewives of Dallas has “accidentally” outed the show’s newbie ahead of the Season 4 premiere. And at least one RHOC cast member got into the premature unveiling, as well
JEZEBEL – Someone of Scarlett Johansson’s stature and long experience with celebridom pleading the clickbait defense is pretty desperate
DLISTED – Thanks to a legitimately epic men’s final, a shockingly anticlimactic women’s final, and Woody Harrelson, Wimbledon 2019 was actually the perfect place for Jeff Bezos and his mistress Lauren Sanchez to make their public debut
THE BLAST – La La Anthony is filming her new show in Australia, posing with huge guns and seemingly not missing Carmelo Anthony for a single moment
CELEBITCHY – La La Land writer and director Damien Chazelle’s new movie sure sounds a hell of a lot like a remake of Singin’ In The Rain, which is already the perfect movie about movies, so, good luck
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – “90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After? Season 4 Episode 11 Recap: Divorce Papers, a Delivery Room Diss & a Dramatic Drive with Debbie”
VOX – It’s possible, though not at all likely, that Congress will change the tax code to give a break to full-time parents. No word on whether they’ll allow breaks on back taxes for every stay-at-home mom who lived through the previous century
LAINEY GOSSIP – Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabelo are allowing paparazzi to “secretly” photograph them looking cute in coffee shops, so they’re now officially dating
GO FUG YOURSELF – Wow, Ginger Spice really *does* look like Lindsay Lohan these days
(Photo credit: Murdered Instagram influencer via Instagram)
John Sharp is Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. Tips: E-mail john@starcasm.net or Twitter @john_starcasm.
