LINKS! Margaret Josephs and Danielle Staub brawl, Kanye’s religion, No prison for slaveholder…
REALITY TEA – Evidently Real Housewives of New Jersey co-stars and former friends / newfound enemies Margaret Josephs and Danielle Staub got into a fire-and-water-throwing argument while filming the new season
THE BLEMISH – I know it’s the obvious thing to say here, but is it really any surprise that Kanye is considering founding his own religion? He already acts like a savior and the Kardashians already have their own church; this would just be the next logical step
JEZEBEL – The headline says it all: “Man Who Kept Teen Girl as Sex Slave in Dog Cage Will Not Go to Prison”
DLISTED – Avert your eyes
LAINEY GOSSIP – The 2019 Tony Award nominations are here, but by far the best part of the reveal was Gayle King putting Bebe Neuwirth on the spot with a really uncomfortable question on live TV
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – “Jersey Shore Star Jenni Farley Calls Out Ex Roger Mathews for Ditching His Kids to Go ‘Rage’ During His Parenting Time”
CELEBITCHY – It wouldn’t matter if 50-year-old Helena Christensen looked anything short of amazing wearing a bustier in public (though she did look amazing); people shat upon her for being 50 and wearing a bustier in public. Helen also took the clapback high road, so, more props
THE BLAST – Nipsey Hussle’s sister and baby mama are apparently fighting over custody of the deceased rapper’s 10-year-old daughter
VOX – Jacob Wohl is the most conspicuous grifter and worst troll of the Trump era and reading about his constant failures is a treat
GO FUG YOURSELF – “The Film Society of Lincoln Center Had a Gala; People wore stuff”
(Photo credit: Margaret Josephs and Danielle Staub via Rick Davis / Mr Photoman / SplashNews.com)
John Sharp is Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. Tips: E-mail john@starcasm.net or Twitter @john_starcasm.
