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THE BLASTMadonna played a surprise New Year’s Eve show at the Stonewall Inn and her ass apparently looked Kardashian-worthy, so now the hot gossip is whether Madonna butt implants are actually a thing

THE BLEMISHHere is the seventeen-year-old French model Thylane Blondeau, who according to at least one ranking service of note is The Most Beautiful Woman In The World. Since no one will dispute this ranking in any way, you can just take a quick look at the pics and move on

JEZEBELThis new & extensive interview with Dr. Sandra Lee — aka Dr. Pimple Popper — is perfect whether you’re one of her millions of fans or one of the millions of people who don’t understand why she has millions of fans

REALITY TEAIt sounds like the Real Housewives of New Jersey cast trip to Cabo this season will be pretty over-the-top, even by Real Housewives standards

CELEBITCHYTaylor Swift has made the conversion from celebrity-studded Fourth of July parties to celebrity-studded New Year’s Eve parties. It makes sense: they’re simultaneously safer (which is better for her brand) but also generally drunker

LAINEY GOSSIPTiffany Haddish bombed on New Year’s Eve, then engaged with the “learning that happens in failure” by owning up to it on New Year’s Day (and by inviting fans onstage to get drunk with her as the bombing unfolded, which sounds like a sensible enough in-the-moment decision)

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPGianna Hammer and Hayden Parker Weaver of Are You The One? confirmed their split, which actually happened several months back. They had been together for two years; Gianna gave birth to their first child together last August

DLISTEDTen months of engagement were enough for Toni Braxton and Birdman, who just called the whole thing off. Birdman made the news public by dropping “It’s Over!” on IG Live, then deleting every one of his posts including that one

VOXFinally, a little something for the parents of young children (or the supremely stoned): “A dozen streamable shows and movies that kids can watch (and parents will like): Delight the whole family while also retaining your sanity”

(Photo credit: Madonna butt implants via Buxo-Asadorian /

John Sharp is a Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. Tips: E-mail or Twitter @john_starcasm.

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