LINKS! Tupac Shakur dick pic, Jessica Chastain’s cleavage, John Travolta exposed?…
DLISTED – If you have an idle $7,500 sitting around your house and no immediate plans to spend it, you might consider purchasing this genuine 1990 Tupac Shakur dick pic (though, seriously: Isn’t $7,500 a little low?)
REALITY TEA – Yup, Kim Zolciak is still coming for Kenya Moore
CELEBITCHY – It’s possible that John Travolta’s forthcoming movie Gotti was pulled ten days before its release because the production company changed distributors; it’s also possible that Travolta’s long, ugly history of allegedly assaulting male masseuses and service industry workers is about to be exposed
JEZEBEL – R. Kelly’s former gofer went full Grinch on the man’s two Atlanta-area houses while Kelly was out of town performing
THE BLEMISH – Donald Trump Jr. is a butthole bleacher
VOX – Here’s a helpful primer on how to impeach the president of the United States, for no particular reason
VERY SMART BROTHAS – And here’s a list of The 10 Best Christmas Soul Songs to brighten your day (The Jackson 5’s rendition of “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” –- which is, objectively, the definitive rendition of that song –- only clocks in at #8, to give you an idea of the caliber)
THE SUPERFICIAL – Jessica Chastain wore a very low-cut dress to the Molly’s Game premiere
UPROXX – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, whose main attribute seems to be inspiring universal dislike for himself, just signed a new contract worth $200 million
(Photo credit: Tupac Shakur dick pic via WENN)
