LINKS! RIP Alan Thicke; The Kanye-Trump Summit; Selfies = Sh!t…

CELEBITCHY – Everyone out there who figured we’d see Chris Pratt engaged to Katherine Schwarzenegger by Christmas 2018, you were only a few weeks off. Chris popped the question to Katherine at some point over the holidays, because they’ve now announced their engagement and she’s sporting a ring fit for a Hollywood Wife DLISTED –…

JEZEBEL – Kim Kardashian went nude on social media again, this time to tease the release of her new fragrance next week. This particular marriage of imagery and advertising begs an important question: “Will this fragrance smell like what Kim’s creative team thinks her vagina smells like?” CELEBITCHY – Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost made…

DLISTED – Tamar Braxton’s estranged husband Vincent Herbert was arrested for spousal abuse on Christmas Day and allegedly got another woman pregnant, Happy New Year! REALITY TEA – LaLa Kent finally made good on her private jet boasts by taking the Vanderump Rules cast to Vegas in one CELEBITCHY – Willow Smith says growing up…

CELEBITCHY – “Tremendously big and tremendously wet” is not really a phrase anyone should ever need to say; Donald Trump’s words, like Tobias Fünke’s, would benefit from him carrying a little recorder around for awhile so he could listen to some of his phrasing JEZEBEL – And speaking of Donald Trump’s words: “These 6 Words…

THE BLAST – First, director Glenn Weiss won an Emmy for helming this year’s Academy Awards broadcast. Then, he revealed he lost his mother two weeks ago and will be forever heartbroken. *Then* he pulled out his mother’s wedding ring and proposed to his longtime girlfriend Jan Svendsen onstage — and she said yes! JEZEBEL…

REALITY TEA – Here’s the Below Deck Sailing Yacht cast, just in time for the spin-off’s premiere episode. Side note: Does anyone else think the title Below Deck Sailing Yacht sounds like a poor translation from English into another language and then back into English? Like if instead of Real Housewives, Bravo renamed the franchise…