LINKS! Pope Rihanna blesses the Met, Karen Huger’s tax dodging, the Trumps’ sad marriage…
DLISTED – Rihanna unofficially won the 2018 Met Gala by dressing up in high fashion’s classiest Sexy Pope Halloween costume. That headpiece could have come straight from Benedict’s own closet
REALITY TEA – Karen Huger is trying to have it both ways with her husband’s tax problems, telling Andy Cohen “I really did not know” about them and then literally an instant later saying “He did mention it to me” and told her he was “handling it”
CELEBITCHY – It turns out the secret to the Trumps’ marriage is never seeing each other and acting not at all like a married couple who have things in common and a history together. “They spend very little to no time together,” according to a juicy and extensive new feature on their marriage
JEZEBEL – The Rock would like all of his fans to know that he’s no DJ Khaled when it comes to the bedroom
THE BLEMISH – The new quiet theory about Kanye’s behavior is that the whole thing is a performance piece inspired by some avant garde-y 1970s artists and a member of Kanye’s inner circle. After reading through this well-documented and surprisingly lucid Twitter thread explaining it, I have to say it sounds more logical than anything Kanye himself has said over the last few weeks
VOX – Scientists are still debating whether or not Pluto is a planet. You can take our definitions, science, but you’ll never take our hearts
VERY SMART BROTHAS – “20 Questions About Avengers: Infinity War From a Guy Who Just Watched It and Still Might Be Very Confused”
LAINEY GOSSIP – Last September, Lena Waithe won an Emmy and used her speech to thank her “LGBTQIA family” who every day “puts on their imaginary cape and go out there and conquer the world.” Last night, Lena wore a very real LGBTQIA cape to the Met Gala and damn near stole the show from Rihanna looking like a Marvel superhero unto herself
(Photo credits: Pope Rihanna via Richard Buxo / Splash News)