LINKS! Pete Davidson’s Ariana Grande tattoos, Johnny Depp looking sick?, Heathers reboot shelved…

CELEBITCHY – Pete Davidson from SNL is dating Ariana Grande, and he seems to be very, very happy about that. This weekend, he got two tattoos inspired by Ariana — one a nod to the cover of Dangerous Woman (behind his ear), and the other her initials (on his hand). On a related note, I had no idea how many tattoos Pete Davidson has; we don’t often see them on SNL

DLISTED – Johnny Depp’s money troubles appear to have extended to his diet: In recent pics he looks less like Captain Jack Sparrow and more like one of the Pirates of the Caribbean‘s many undead CGI ghouls

JEZEBEL – The TV version of the 1988 movie Heathers, which had its premiere twice delayed by school shootings, has now been permanently shelved. But Paramount is apparently shopping the already-written second season, which “is not set in a high school, but in the 1700s and is supposed to revolve around Marie Antoinette” (?!)

REALITY TEA – RHOP’s Monique Samuels says Ashley Darby is “a self-absorbed, dysfunctional child” whose biggest mistake “is believing her own lies about herself and others.” So, no, she didn’t accept Ashley’s apology after their now-infamous “four martini” lunch and car crash

LAINEY GOSSIP – Here’s the first trailer for Widows, which stars Viola Davis as the head of a group of four women “who have to pull off a heist to repay a debt their husbands failed to deliver on when their own heist went wrong.” It’s fire

VOX – If you’ve been thinking seriously about faking your own death, here’s a handy primer on how to do that. Bonus: if you haven’t been thinking about faking your own death, the primer also includes some reasons why you might want to

THE BLEMISH – The former manager of a Texas auto dealership –who was fired for, among other things, farting in his employees’ offices and pinching their nipples — is being sued by another former employee, who says the manager called him a sex offender in a group text

VERY SMART BROTHAS – “10 Thoughts About Kanye West’s New Album, Ye

(Photo credit: Pete Davidson’s Ariana Grande tattoos via Instagram)

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