LINKS! Mariah Carey not failing, SNL failing badly?, Dave Chappelle controversy…

DLISTED – Nicki Minaj and Nas have Queens in common, also are are maybe possibly dating REALITY TEA – Teresa Giudice and Joe Gorga have a new perspective on life after prison, along with their own pizza parlor JEZEBEL – Tom Cruise will star in the Top Gun sequel and I would have sworn he…

REALITY TEA – We now have actual confirmation of Countess Luann drinking again, from none other than the woman herself. Luann acknowledged that she’s resumed drinking alcohol (legally), now that she’s made it through probation. When multiple stints in assorted treatment programs are part of your probation, maybe you should reconsider hitting the bottle? CELEBITCHY…

DLISTED – Katy Perry told a joke about her hair and some people think it was racist; let’s talk about it REALITY TEA – NeNe thinks Porsha has “de-classed” The Real Housewives of Atlanta JEZEBEL – The House of Cards Season 5 trailer is here, but it doesn’t tease whether Frank Underwood will get murdered…

THE BLEMISH – Evidently the way a Katy Perry gender reveal works is she smears a ton of appropriately colored frosting on her man’s face. Did she smash Orlando Bloom’s face into a cake first? Did she just stir food coloring into a prepackaged canister of frosting, then grab a handful of it and say…

REALITY TEA – Bethenny Frankel, whose custody battle with ex-husband Jason Hoppy is beyond nasty, was forced to testify in court that, yes, sometimes reality TV producers fudge timelines or outright make things up. The judge in Bethenny’s case sided with her defense of “No sh!t” THE BLEMISH – “The people responsible for controlling Britney…

VOX – This Robert Mueller smear campaign fail is almost too stupid to believe, but give it a try anyway: Apparently a 20-year-old troll and a Republican conspiracy theorist teamed up to try and pay women to say they’d been sexually assaulted by Robert Mueller. They did a paper-thin job of covering themselves and then…