LINKS! Kim Kardashian’s Met Gala look, Marlon Brando’s balls, Jeff Sessions’ tears…
DLISTED – Claire Danes’ Met Gala look was sort of a cross between Furiosa from Mad Max and the puffy shirt from Seinfeld
REALITY TEA – Below Deck: Mediterranean‘s Sandy Yawn is the show’s first female captain and she is 100% not here to mother her crew
JEZEBEL – Austin Powers is almost old enough to drink
CELEBITCHY – By contrast, Kim Kardashian toned it way down for the Met Gala–and she looked pretty good! (Though she’s still getting dragged, because Kim Kardashian)
THE BLEMISH – The cast of The Godfather mooned each other to pass the time between takes; Brando got his balls out instead
VOX – United States Attorney General and standby Keebler elf Jefferson Sessions is prosecuting a woman because she laughed at him once
VERY SMART BROTHAS – The next time you’re struck by the urge to spend $10,000 on something because Ja Rule will be there, do yourself a big favor and throw the money into a river instead
THE SUPERFICIAL – Jaden Smith’s Met Gala look was…Jaden Smith
UPROXX – Here’s a really interesting and extensive interview with Seth Meyers about what it’s like to host a late night program in 2017; go read it!
(Photo credit: Kim Kardashian’s Met Gala look via WENN.com)
