LINKS! Emily Ratajkowski topless, Skittles Mother’s Day commercial, Exercise kills?…

LAINEY GOSSIP – The award for best interpretation of the Met Gala theme should probably go to Zendaya, who took “Heavenly Bodies” both literally and figuratively and went dressed as Joan of Arc CELEBITCHY – Scarlett Johansson is getting dragged pretty thoroughly for wearing a Marchesa bridesmaid’s dress to the Met Gala. Among the people…

DLISTED – Steven Tyler looks pretty good in a white dress, does not look like a lady, definitely DGAF what anyone thinks of this REALITY TEA – Here’s Bethenny Frankel taking her BStrong organization down to Houston to help out after Harvey CELEBITCHY – Here’s creepy James Woods getting gloriously dragged by a tag team…

VOX – With the Mueller Report released and everybody reading like a high school class the night before a final, here’s a primer on some of the major players and instances and other stuff you may have forgotten about over the past couple of years (along with the actual Report itself) LAINEY GOSSIP – Read…

VOX – With Trump’s hush money revealed, Michael Cohen sentenced to three years in prison, and National Enquirer publisher AMI cooperating fully, it appears the federal investigation into the president’s 2016 campaign will now turn its attention to the Trump Organization itself DLISTED – Twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, best known as Hugh Hefner’s Playboy…

DLISTED – If you find yourself reading a lot of Wendy Williams lesbian takes over the next few days, it’s because the woman herself doth protest too much. Wendy took a few minutes on her show to respond to a piece of gossip — and respond quite ardently! — about how she’s now BFFs with…

DLISTED – The man’s marriage may be over, but William Shatner’s horse semen will be his forever. Shatner’s divorce settlement with ex-wife Elizabeth gives Shatner ownership of the now-former couple’s two horses, all breeding equipment, and “all horse semen” currently in storage. Pretty standard thoroughbred agreement, really CELEBITCHY – Harvey Weinstein is finally off to…