LINKS! Cardi B talks Bloods, Carrie Underwood face reveal, Karen Huger goes wild…
THE BLEMISH – Cardi B disclosed her potentially lethal back room butt implants in her quickly legendary GQ interview, and she also spoke openly about joining the Bloods when she was a teenager. Guess which one of those two things has been more dangerous for her
DLISTED – Carrie Underwood will officially reveal her post-accident face by performing at the ACM Awards this Sunday. (Also, ICYMI Adrienne from Below Deck actually got a photo with Carrie and put it up on Twitter the other day. She looks great!)
REALITY TEA – Ashley Darby is calling out Karen Huger for her arrogance and general unpleasantness, but Karen is also pretty much carrying RHOP Season 3, so…*shrug*
VOX – The biggest and most predictable takeaway from Mark Zuckerberg’s Congressional testimony yesterday is that nobody in Congress seems to really understand anything about what Facebook is or how it works. FWIW, the average age of a member of the 115th Congress is 59
CELEBITCHY – Brad Pitt and his MIT professor architect lady friend Neri Oxman either met casually six months ago or fell madly in love and started a relationship six months ago, depending on which tabloid you’re reading and how much you want to think about Brad Pitt’s sexy times
LAINEY GOSSIP – Chris Pine and Annabelle Wallis are almost certainly dating for real now; here’s a photo gallery of the two of them looking super happy together at a Malibu dinner party
UPROXX – According to Jane Krakowski, there has “definitely been talk and conversations” about a 30 Rock reboot, which the cast apparently agrees was “probably the best experience [they’re] ever going to have”
JEZEBEL – The creators of Westworld promised their fan community to spoil the entirety of Season 2 if they got 1,000 upvotes on Reddit, then promptly Rickrolled them with a 25-minute video that also (and mostly) contains footage of a dog sitting at a piano. Hats off
(Photo credit: Cardi B talks Bloods via Jackson Lee / Splash News)