Lady Gaga kicks Adam Lambert out of her birthday party for drunken fist pumping

I would have to think that for a gay man to get kicked out of a Lady Gaga party he would have to be acting quite the fool. According to numerous reports that’s exactly what Adam Lambert was doing Sunday night at Lady G’s 25th birthday bash where he allegedly showed up uninvited, drunk, and suffering from a bad case of Jersey Shore Fistpumpititis!

An eyewitness (a.k.a Perez Hilton) tells Us magazine:

“Adam acted like an animal. He kept jumping up on the tables and chairs and screaming. When they brought the cake out he tried to smear it in Gaga’s face and stuffed a doll from the cake into her mouth.”

As if that wasn’t bad enough, Adam then tried to recreate his second-place run on American Idol by serenading Lady Gaga. And remember, he wasn’t even invited to the bash in the first place, he was tagging along with the Scissor Sisters who were opening up for Gaga on her tour.

LG eventually decided Lambert was no longer just a little monster but had become quite the huge monster so she asked her security to kick him out, according to the witness. Can you say “Scorn this way-ay?”

Adambert hasn’t officially responded to the story, although he seemed to confirm some of the details by tweeting, “My hand still hurts. LoL” on Wednesday. He followed that with, “Was trying for celebratory gesture 4 gaga’s B- piñata style…instead my fist is all bruised and la cita has a hole in the ceiling. #sloppy.”