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Kim Zolciak spoofs herself in a funny infomercial video

ByStarcasm Staff

We make a lot of posts about Kim Zolciak on Starcasm.net because we’re sort of obsessed with her. We think she’s wonderful, and love everything from her wigs to her raspy southern, doyouthinkIgiveaneff cigarette-worn voice, and this funny video just makes our obsession worse.

It looks like this girl, (who has, incidently been chasing dicks [and designer clothes!] since she came out of the womb) is in on the joke a bit.

Some award-winning quotes for Kim’s infomercial:

“Can you believe I pulled that shit off?”

“I keep crapping out hits!”

“Not That Sort of Sounds Like Music comes jam-packed with all two songs.”

“Can someone please fill this bitch up? Hey, that’s a good title for a song.”

Can’t get enough? Just call 1-555-DAM-SEXY.

“You’re welcome, bitches.”

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