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Jon and Kate Gosselin divorce is officially final! Kate is relieved, Jon is unemployed with a hefty child support bill

ByStarcasm Staff

Jon and Kate Gosselin

TMZ has learned that Judge Arthur Tilson signed the final papers to official dissolve the dysfunctional reality couple’s marriage.

Kate had this to say: , “I am very relieved that our divorce has been finalized, and I look forward to the New Year, focusing on our children.”

Kate Gosselin is now legally unwed to a walking pile of douche, and Jon Gosselin is knee deep in a sticky situation. Apparently part of the divorce includes a hefty monthly child support payment from job, in the five figure department, that he can’t pay because TLC recently won a lawsuit forbidding him to make money by talking to Radaronline or hosting Vegas parties with Tiger’s mistresses.

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