Heidi Montag’s body is scarred from her 10 plastic surgeries

Heidi Montag had 10 plastic surgeries in one day almost exactly a year ago as both a publicity stunt to try to launch to doomed pop music career and stay relevant as a celebrity, and red flag for crippling self esteem and body issues.

And then the really crazy stuff started happening.

One unbelievably crazy thing is that her plastic surgery, Dr. Frank Ryan, careened off of the Pacific Post Highway in his ’95 Jeep Wrangler and died. Heidi called him an angel, and later basically called him a monster. (She also got psuedo-divorced from Spencer Pratt, and then got undivorced, her mom lost her restaurant and is now also trying to get famous, and Heidi and Spencer lost their tabloid relevancy to MTV’s Teen Moms.)

Now Heidi is looking for money and attention by showing off (via Life & Style) the many scars that 10 plastic surgeries can leave on the body. Perfect ain’t pretty.

Heidi has a big ol’ scar under her chin (her chin was chiseled down), she has some bald patches on her hairline near her temple, a scar in her cleavage, and a nipple scar that she refused to show to L&S.

The upshot of all of this is that Heidi is now speaking like a rational human being which proves that she learned some things the VERY hard way.

From the Life & Style interview:

I’m not thinking so much about what I look like. I want to worry only about my health and happiness, that that are important. Usually the night before a shoot I wouldn’t eat and would work out like crazy, but I had a croissant and hot chocolate this morning.

I would love to not be “plastic girl” or whatever they call me. Surgery ruined my career and my personal life, and just brought a lot of negativity into my world. I wish I could jump into a time machine and take it all back. Instead, I’m always going to feel like Edward Scissorhands.