FASHION FAIL – Potentially pregnant Penelope Cruz looks a mess at ‘Broken Promises’ premiere

Bycarrieglass

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Penelope Cruz showed up to the premier of her new Pedro Almodovar movie, Broken Embraces looking like she crawled out from a long night sleeping under the bridge.

The outfit is giving new fuel ever-present “Penelope is pregnant!” rumors, but pregnancy is no explanation for this mess, see Heidi Klum. She must secretly hate the movie, and so she picked out her outfit in the bargain bin at the Salvation army and then helped build a Habitat for Humanity house, tearing the bottom hem beyond all recognition.

Cruz recently got engaged to Javier Bardem, but they’ve nixed all budding pregnancy rumors.

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