It’s the middle of the week, which means it’s time for a brand new issue of The Farrah Abraham Crier! The past seven days have been relatively slow considering Farrah’s superhuman ability to make headlines, but we still have plenty of stuff that you may have missed that should get you all caught up on everything Farrah. So, what are we waiting for?
Unfortunately, it seems our official announcement last week that this would be a weekly issue (assuming we could rely on Farrah’s uncanny ability to churn out headline-worthy deeds and quotes) may have jinxed things a bit because the last seven days have been relatively slow Farrah news-wise. That being said, we do have plenty of new information to share!
Farrah had a couple of interviews this week, including one with In Touch (print edition) in which Farrah continued to lash out at co-star Maci Bookout. Farrah tells the magazine that she wouldn’t allow her daughter Sophia to be around someone like Maci, and of course she wouldn’t hang out with her either. “I don’t hang out with moms who have shared houses with partyers and have beer pong tables,” Farrah said, referencing Maci’s house that she shared with female friends as featured on the Being Maci special. “I don’t condone that.”
Farrah adds that she believes Maci has a “lying problem” and even offers up a theory has to why: “Maybe she thinks there’s so much attention on me that she needs some.”
Farrah also lamented how she has been portrayed on the show so far: “People don’t get to see the good-hearted, kind, outgoing, happy person that I am.”
And speaking of being happy, Farrah says that her current relationship with Simon Saran is going great and that he makes a great father figure for Sophia–and maybe more? Farrah reveals that she does want to have more children, but she plans to wait until she has “lived life more,” which she estimates to be right around the age of 25.
UPDATE – The In Touch website has since done a post about their interview and included some additional farrah quotes, including this additional opinion about MAci: “I feel like she needs some mental help.”
Teen Mom OG premiered in the UK this week, and, in honor of that, Farrah did her second #AskTeenMom Twitter interview with fans through MTV. Here are all the questions and answers. (The questions are in bold followed by Farrah’s answers — except when the full tweet is embedded.)
You always look so posh! Where are your favorite places to shop?
I love Charming Charlie.
What do you think is the toughest part of being a teen mom?
The toughest part is working to support myself and Sophia and the life we want to live.
Have things changed with your mom since Monday’s ep? Would you consider going into business with her in the future?
[Debra and I] have a better relationship thanks to @drjennmann but I have yet to see a contract still for @MomandMeFoods
Would you rather be a werewolf or a vampire and why?
Maybe werewolf ? But I think #vampire.
(Sophia was a bit more certain with her answer.)
— MTV Staying Alive (@mtvstayingalive) May 20, 2015
What’s the funniest thing that happened while you were filming Teen Mom?
Being in @Vegas when I got stuck putting on a dress while filming.
The cast parted ways at the end of last week’s explosive episode in New York City, but the drama continued between Farrah and her mom Debra as they ironically fought over their Mom & Me Italian hot sauce business venture. Things calmed down a bit as everyone but their differences aside (for the most part) to celebrate dad Michael Abraham’s birthday at Austin’s iFLY indoor skydiving:
— Farrah Abraham (@F1abraham) May 19, 2015
— Farrah Abraham (@F1abraham) May 5, 2015
Farrah revealed in her history-making podcast appearance with Shane Dawson last month that she was going to be featured on a British reality show–but she seemed to strongly suggest that it wasn’t Celebrity Big Brother, despite later reports to the contrary. Farrah’s overseas management shared a tweet that seems to confirm the Farrahnvasion of the UK is coming soon:
— Intrigue Management (@IntrigueAgency) May 16, 2015
We mentioned in the previous Crier that we believed we had tracked down the casting call for the mother/daughter therapy reality show that Farrah and mother Debra Danielsen referenced in an early episode of Teen Mom OG. The call was issued by Irwin Entertainment–the same company that produces Couples Therapy with Dr. Jenn, which previously featured Farrah and Debra in a therapeutic setting. Here’s the casting call:
Casting mother-daughter rehab reality show focusing on mother daughter duos who have had a major falling out and are interested in reconciling with help from a therapist in a group setting. The bigger the disagreement the better; daughter should be in her 20’s; attractive.
The Ashley’s Reality Roundup has since confirmed that Farrah and Debra would be appearing on the Irwin Entertainment show, and that it would be called Couples Therapy: Family Edition. The show will air on VH1 along with its sister show.
The Ashley’s source says it was taped relatively quickly, so it is unclear just how many episodes there will be, or how many duos, or even if they will be residing together. Stay tuned!
Farrah isn’t the only one hustling! In addition to working hard for the Mom & Me brand, Farrah’s mom Debra Danielsen also had an appearance of her own as she spoke to Executive MBA students at the University of Nebraska last week:
— Farrah Abraham (@F1abraham) May 15, 2015
(Click here for more info on Debra’s book Vapor detailing her horrific tale of losing hundreds of thousands of dollars in a romantic catfish tale that went waaaaay too far.)
And here are a couple great photos of Sophia with some bracelets!
— Farrah Abraham (@F1abraham) May 18, 2015
Remember that time we Photoshopped the Teen Mom stars into our Halloween costume suggestions? For Farrah and Sophia we went with Princess Jasmine from Aladdin and Sophia as a mischievous little monkey Abu!
Here are some of our other Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 Halloween Photoshop suggestions from waaaaaay back in 2011: