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J Woww and Snooki self deprecate on Flow and Nancy Show

The global takeover of the world by the cast of Jersey Shore is continuing in the self depreciative form of The Flow and Nacy Show on YouTube. Shore cast members JWoww and Snooki created this masterpiece of bed-web-cam drama on their own as they have taken on the personas of older frustrated Jersey ladies who are sick of all the Jersey Shore crap!

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PHOTOS Snooki channels Audrey Hepburn at the Hampton Chic Launch Party

The East Coast invasion of California continues as Jersey Shore‘s potent petite pickle packin’ Polizzi brought the real deal Hamptons to the Hampton Chic launch Party in Marina del Rey, California yesterday! See photos of Snooki’s Aufrey Hepburn-inspired look and a terrifying Twitter photo of Snooks in control of a yacht!

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VIDEO Sesame Shore from Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Jimmy Kimmel Live continues the adulteration of Sesame Street by smooshing it with Jersey Shore to create Sesame Shore! Click to watch the hilarious video parody that includes a Snooki Monster, a hot tub duet and a concise diagram illustrating the difference between a grenade and a land mine!

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VIDEO Snooki’s YouTube rap poem and philosophy of life

Not to be outdone by her abtastic rapping castmate The Situation, Jersey Shore‘s diminutive diva Snooki wrote her own rap summing up her philosophy of life and uploaded her recitation to YouTube! Keep reading for the life-changing video, the transcription and a footprints-themed motivational Snooki poster!