Snooki got taken in by the cops while conducting herself in a disorderly manner at the Seaside Heights, NJ (a.k.a The Jersey Shore), TMZ reports (via PopEater). Right now we’re still in the dark about exactly what Snooks was doing that made the law come down on her so hard. Earlier that day Snooki was…
After months of hype and anticipation the greatest example of reality show alchemy in the history of television finally returned to MTV last night as the lead-into-golden stars of Jersey Shore reunited in Miami. Watch the complete premiere episode along with still images, a brief recap and a smidgen of commentary on the first wave of the Guido and Guidette invasion of the Sunshine State!
In the pic above Snooki could be demonstrating the length of the pickle she just consumed, but she’s really exposing personal information about Vinny Guadagnino. That’s right, on Season 2 of MTV’s pop culture busting hit Jersey Shore Snooki “smooshes” with castmate Vinny. And then Vinny “smooshes” with out-castmate Angelina Pivarnick. In the trailer below…
Not to be outdone by her abtastic rapping castmate The Situation, Jersey Shore‘s diminutive diva Snooki wrote her own rap summing up her philosophy of life and uploaded her recitation to YouTube! Keep reading for the life-changing video, the transcription and a footprints-themed motivational Snooki poster!
Jimmy Kimmel Live and the gang from Jersey Shore have made another fist-pumpingly hilarious video spoof in the same vein as their Oscar Best Picture nominee re-enactments. Showing no fear of the Twihard Army, Jimmy and juice crew took on Twilight in “Friggin’ Twilight” with Snooki as Bella Swan, The Situation as Edward Cullen, Pauly D as Jacob Black and Jimmy as Bella’s father!
Jersey Shore‘s cuties tried to ramp up their ratings with a little Cinco De Mayo lime-swapping action. Snooki and Jwoww took some time off from bustin’ a$$ and shopping at Ed Hardy to guzzle margaritas the size of their heads (or in Snooki’s case, body) and then pretend to make out. We can all thank…
The Jersey Shore kids are still heating up Miami Beach while they film the second season of their explosive MTV hit, and we’ve got some pics of Snooki (Nicole Polizzi) enjoying the sun in something that very closely resembles a bikini! Sure, it’s a one-piece but it’s a cut-out, and it looks like Snooks may…
Radar Online reports Jersey Shore‘s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was charged with selling alcohol to a minor in 2004 which led to the death of Marlboro High School senior Michael Truncali. Read the details of the arrest and part of an interview with Michael’s parents over five years later.
According to Jenni “J-Woww” Farley, the incendiary terms “guido” and “guidette” refer to a lifestyle, a state of mind rather than a derogatory word for those of Italian-American heritage. In fact, this morning on FOX’s The Strategy Room J-Woww revealed that neither she nor Snooki are Italian. J-Woww is of Spanish and Irish decent and…
It was only a matter of time! A nude photo of Jersey Shore’s vertically challenged vivacious Guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has surfaced with the promise of more on the way. Radar Onine first reported the existence of the photos and now the owners have posted one on the website NakedSnooki.com.
Click to see a small, edited screen capture and find out how you can buy the rest of the pictures!
If you’re like the staff at Starcasm.net, you miss the Jersey Shore already. It’s only been gone from MTV for a few weeks, and the stars are popping up everywhere in real life like the Grammys, giving brides away at weddings, and of course, countless clubs around the nation, but nothing can replace watching the…
Photos by Shervin Lainez/Inside Edition The folks at Inside Edition gave Snooki-Snook-Snooks a “glamorous” makeover! I don’t know about you, but I like Snooks better with her poof and bronzer. In this first one she looks like a middle-aged real estate agent who likes to inject “personality” into her professional look with leopard-print accents. In…
Katy Perry knew it was a good omen when she saw Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi on the way to the 52nd Grammy Awards Sunday night, so she stopped to take a pic and tweet about it. She posted the above photo on her Twipic account with the caption: “Tonights gonna be a good good night!” Unfortunately,…
The 52nd Annual GRAMMY Awards are getting under way and even they aren’t immune to the Jersey Shore Invasion sweeping the nation! Here’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi with her stacked little Guidette bod packed into a short and tight violet dress. Sadly, the “poof” stayed at home, although she did try to compensate with a poofy coat. Perhaps it doesn’t react well to the altitude when flying? (Pauly D’s Blowout should have no problem!)
See the photos!
Venetian Princess is a brilliant comedienne who merged delicious pop culture worlds when she married a Ke$ha’s “TiK ToK’ parody with a Snooki Spoof. Starting off with the classic line “Wake up in the morning, gonna find a guido,” VP doesn’t miss a detail, from the bronzer, to the poof, and pickles, she’s got a…
Join the cast in watching a collection of the funniest Jersey Shore spoof videos from the internet, late night talk show and Saturday Night Live! Snooki, The Situation, Pauly D, J-Woww, Ronnie, Vinny and Sammi “Sweetheart” laugh and fist pump as they watch such classics as Bobby Bottleservice, a Jersey Shore Christmas on Jimmy Kimmel, the Funny or Die video and of course the SNL Weekend Update skit mocking Snooki! Plus, much more including hilarious snippets from the cast’s audition tapes!
Reminiscent of Michael Corlione’s return to Sicily in The Godfather, the entire cast of MTV’s controversial show Jersey Shore returned to their Guido homeland of Italy Saturday.
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Paul “DJ Pauly D” Delvecchio, Jenni “J-Woww” Farley, Ronnie Magrow, Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, Vinny Guadaguino and even Angelina Pivarnik posed for photographers and even took some photos of their own as they strolled the streets of Venice January 16. In honor of the return of their Prodigal sons and daughters the Italians have replaced Michelangelo’s David with the superior abs of The Situation!
See Michel “The Situation” Angelo and the rest of the cast as they become the latest group to invade Italy with ease!
Exisituationism – When a young person who exhibits d-bag type qualities gains a sense of self-awareness and understanding of the absurdity of their identity, but continues activities as normal once their realize their role is an essential distraction in a fragile and disaster-wrought world. Video of existituationism in action: The REAL Situation (Feat. MTV Jersey…
Jersey Shore‘s Snooki must have known some time ago she was destined for greatness because she started her own video channel on youtube featuring all sorts of crazy Guidette tomfoolery! Here is the easy-to-browse complete collection of all the Snooki video yumminess with brief commentary from your source for all things Snooki, starcasm.net! There are a couple vintage high school cheerleading vids from her defunct myspace account thrown in as a bonus! 18 total Snooki videos!
Is there anything this Jersey girl can’t do?!? Well, besides reach the freezer door…
Jersey Shore‘s diminutive Guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi continues to cash in on her 15 minutes and expand her resume, this time by handling weather girl duties on New Tork’s WPIX. Watch the video!
The Jersey Shore invasion continues! The latest offensive took place on the Jay Leno Show Monday night as Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was the guest star on Jay’s 10 @ 10 segment. In this video clip Snooki gives details about her New Year’s activities, her favorite junk food and her “best” break-up story.
Okay, so Kim Kardashian is prettier, but Snooks has a little somethin’ too that goes way beyond her poof and bronzer. At starcasm, we already noted that there was some kind of cosmic connection between Snickers and KimK, and Life & Style agreed, giving Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi soft waves in her long hair and dressing…
Were you too busy partying New Year’s Eve and missed out on the latest misadventures of America’s most and least favorite Guidos and Guidettes? Not to worry! Thanks to starcasm.net and the folks over at MTV, you can watch Jersey Shore Episode 5 “Just Another Day at the Shore” any time you want, as many times as you want!
The fifth episode picks up immediately after the infamous Snooki Punch where we get to see an enraged Vinny almost get arrested, “The Situation” not letting his roommate’s misfortune interfere with his creeping and Snooki bleeding in the bathroom repeatedly pleading, “Oh my God, please don’t tell me I have missing teeth!”
After awesome poofmaster Snooki (affectionately called Snookers or Snickers by her Jersey housemates) got clocked in the face by Brad Ferro, a gym teacher from Queens, he got arrested and hauled off, so what happened to the dude after that? On Jersey Shore Snookers call the jail and found out that Brad Ferro had been…
Ever wonder what the world would be like if George Lucas made reality television shows? Or if MTV made classic science fiction movies?
Me either. I have no idea why I did these. But, I DID! Here are some collectible trading cards from the alternate universe mashing up a galaxy far, far away with the boardwalk just across the river. It’s the world of Ewops, Tattoo-ine and partying at the Mos Jersey Cantina. A wonderful place where the stress of saving the universe over and over is replaced by the relative ease of hooking up with random hot Guidos and Guidettes over and over.
Though there are numerous beautiful characters and things from the offspring of Star Wars and Jersey Shore, I’ve managed to whittle it down to the Top 5, and here they are!
The situation is that The Situation and Snooki are the breakout stars of MTV’s controversial ratings darling Jersey Shore, and they’ve been busy doing the talk show circuit to seal the deal on their new-found celebrity status. Last week they hit up NBC big time, appearing on Jaywalking (with D. J. Pauly D, who’s hair…
Overnight Jersey Shore sensation Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is taking over television! She’s like an accomplishmentless Sarah Palin who doesn’t dodge questions! And just like Sarah Palin, there is way more demand for Snooki than there is supply so shows are having to clone the hot commodity. Tina Fey was Sarah Palin’s doppelganger and now Bobby Moynihan is confusing folks with his spot-on impersonation of Snooki. Here’s the hilarious video from last night’s episode of Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update:
Snooki (real name: Nicole Polizzi, pictured above playing Beatles Rockband) has all the trappings of a Kardashian, she’s a dark beauty who’s always wearing her signature style, constantly mugging to every cameraphone in a ten-mile radius, and it infiltrating the culture’s collective consciousness through sheer force of will. This fiesty self-described guidette seems well on…
MTV’s Jersey Shore has caused a great deal of controversy since it first aired about three weeks ago. Many Italian Americans have been angered, advertisers have dropped the show, and the Jersey Shore Visitor’s Bureau has issued a statement saying that the Shore has been misrepresented. Despite all that (more likely because), the show has…
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