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PHOTOS Real Danny Trejo posing with balloon art Danny Trejo is my new favorite thing

There is not much cooler in this world than actor Danny Trejo, but balloon art Danny Trejo comes mighty close. Combine the two, and the incomparable result is a near overdose of Trejotrulescence! Danny Trejo is in Belton, Texas this weekend as a special celebrity guest at the Bell County Comic Con, and in honor…

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Machete Kills trailer with Danny Trejo, Lady Gaga, Sofia Vergara, Michelle Rodriguez, Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, etc

Fans of gratuitous violence and famous female celebrities in killer (literally) sexy costumes rejoice! The first trailer for director Robert Rodriguez’s Mexploitation sequel Machete Kills has arrived! Actually, it’s not so much a trailer as it is a series of animated gifs with sound introducing all the big names (In order of appearance in the…

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Danny Trejo ‘Bad Ass’ trailer loosely based on ‘Epic Beard Man’ looks, well, epic

Danny Trejo is the baddest mofo in Hollywood. Now he is set to portray the baddest mofo in the history of viral videos in the form of Thomas “Epic Beard Man” Bruso. Well, at least a character loosely inspired by Bruso. See the trailer and find out how a simple viral video becomes a Hollywood action film featuring explosions and all!

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PHOTOS Danny Trejo’s guns mock TSA at LAX

For those peeps who feel all of the TSA security measures go a little overboard you now have a bona fide, bad-mother, world destroyer of a spokesman, Danny Trejo’s guns! That’s right you Travelocity using frolickers of the friendly skies, Danny Trejo and his tattooed biceps have spoken for you and I’m going to bet the TSA cats are listening. Read what Trejo’s peacemakers had to say and view photographs of the Machete star symbolically silencing the TSA.