Machete Kills trailer with Danny Trejo, Lady Gaga, Sofia Vergara, Michelle Rodriguez, Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, etc

Machete Kills cast

Fans of gratuitous violence and famous female celebrities in killer (literally) sexy costumes rejoice! The first trailer for director Robert Rodriguez’s Mexploitation sequel Machete Kills has arrived! Actually, it’s not so much a trailer as it is a series of animated gifs with sound introducing all the big names (In order of appearance in the clip: Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Cuba Gooding, Jr., Jessica Alba, Demian Bichir, Mel Gibson, and Carlos Estevez aka Charlie Sheen) who will be appearing the film, complete with deliciously vibrant and over-the-top graphics. In other words, awesome fun!

Here’s the Spanish version with a different intro by Robert Rodriguez and Danny Trejo:

And here are all the Machete Kills character graphics from the trailer. (You can see Lady Gaga’s character poster for La Chameleón here and Sofia Vergara’s character poster for Madame Desdemona here!)

Danny Trejo as Machete:
Danny Trejo as Machete

Michelle Rodriguez as Luz:
Michelle Rodriguez as Luz in Machete Kills

Sofia Vergara as Madame Desdemona:
Sofia Vergara as Madame Desdemona in Machete Kills

Amber Heard as Miss San Antonio:
Amber Heard as Miss San Antonio in Machete Kills

Lady Gaga as La Chameleón:
Lady Gaga as La Chameleón in Machete Kills

Antonio Banderas:
Antonio Banderas in Machete Kills

Cuba Gooding, Jr. as El Camaleon:
Cuba Gooding, Jr. as El Camaleon in Machete Kills

Jessica Alba as Sartana:
Jessica Alba as Sartana in Machete Kills

Demian Bichir as Mendez the Madman:
Demian Bichir as Mendez the Madman in Machete Kills

Mel Gibson as Luther Voz:
Mel Gibson as Luther Voz in Machete Kills

Charlie Sheen as Carlos Estevez as the President of the United States:
Charlie Sheen as Carlos Estevez as the President of the United States in Machete Kills

Machete Kills is set to be released on September 13, 2013 nationwide!