LINKS! Mister Rogers turns 50, Adam Rippon’s sexy times, Apple’s magic glass…

VOXMister Rogers’ Neighborhood turned 50 on Monday. Here are nine times Mister Rogers said exactly the right thing. Bonus points for getting Joan Rivers to break during a 1983 Tonight Show episode

JEZEBELBronze-medal winning skater Adam Rippon changed his mind and decided not to accept a gig doing color commentary for NBC for the rest of the Olympics, possibly because the second week is when all the really serious Olympic Village sex goes down

THE BLEMISHEvidently Apple’s brand-new $5 billion super high-tech headquarters includes glass doors so super new and high-tech that Apple employees routinely walk into them and get injured. No one seems to have concluded that Apple’s HQ is really the world’s first fully functioning Holodeck, so, you read it here first

CELEBITCHYAmerica’s current president seemed to be mad at an awful lot of different things this weekend, most notably — and least explicably — Oprah

VERY SMART BROTHASOn a related note, this is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about Donald Trump

LAINEY GOSSIPAlso related: Beyonce and Blue Ivy were the most photographed couple at the NBA All-Star Game this weekend. Blue reprised her bit from the Grammys where she got to look cool while mom held her snacks, *and* she got two different mascot rides. Blue is Oprah-in-training

DLISTEDBlack Panther opened this weekend. Apparently it’s very good! People are excited to see it! And contrary to what you may have heard / seen on Twitter, no, random groups of black moviegoers are not attacking white moviegoers as they head into the theater

REALITY TEALala Kent swears the now-infamous pasta argument between herself and James Kennedy really was about pasta and not actually cocaine. She may be telling the truth, but the next time you watch Vanderpump Rules and there’s a huge screaming match replace the subject of the screaming match with “pasta” and see how long you can go without giggling

UPROXXJoel McHale is returning to late night snark on The Joel McHale Show with Joel McHale, coming soon to a Netflix near you. If you miss The Soup or wish you could have more sarcastic laughs at the end of the day, your wish has been granted

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