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PHOTOS The Zach Galifianakis Swimsuit Calendar by Vanity Fair

ByAsa Hawks

To kick off their monthly “Vanities” section Vanity Fair “features an up-and-coming actor with a hotly anticipated project in the pipeline” and for November they chose comedian Zach Galifianakis.

Never one for subtlety or not being funny, Zach did his best Roseanne Barr impersonation by pouring his Venus of Willendorf frame into a crimson retro-style woman’s swimsuit. The result is almost not funny.

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Britney Spears still not mentally capable of making her own decisions

ByLindsay

We’ll never forget the images of a bald Britney Spears beating the hell out of a paparazzi’s van with an umbrella just a few years ago. The incident was just the beginning of Brit’s downward spiral and although she has seemed to be back on the right track, Britney still has looming mental issue that’s holding her back from making her own decisions.

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VIDEO Body-builder stripper Evgeni Plushenko figure skating to “Sex Bomb” by Tom Jones

ByAsa Hawks

Outspoken and flamboyant Russian figure skater Evgeni Plushenko lost out on his bid to be the first man to win back-to-back gold medals since Dick Button did it in 1948 and 1952, and he was none too happy about it! But, instead of crying over spilled milk, Evgeni needs to think about returning to the Evgenius that inspired this drag king boby-builder exhibition routine from the 2001 World Championships!

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CELEBRITY PROJECT FUNWAY Project Runway Episode Two ‘Pregnancy Chic’

ByAsa Hawks

Celebrity Project Funway is an exclusive feature of starcasm.net that I hope to be able to update weekly. Basically I take the winning and losing design for the week’s episode of Project Runway (plus one “bonus” design of my choosing) and “fit” them on a celebrity. I’ll offer up a little explanation for my choices…

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VIDEO Jimmy Fallon presents WINNING for Men by Charlie Sheen

ByAsa Hawks

Ever wonder what success smells like? It smells like Charlie Sheen! (Which is a mixture of cigarette smoke, cocaine, sweat and lots of nekkid women that know what they’re doing – and what they’re doing is… Charlie Sheen!)

Late Night host Jimmy Fallon is the latest to jump on board the Charlie Sheen insanitrain with a commercial for Winning for Men cologne. Keep reading for one of the best Charlie Sheen impersonations ever!